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Funny story: Trump Is Convinced That 13,951 Civil War Confederate Veterans In Florida Voted For Him

Trump Is Convinced That 13,951 Civil War Confederate Veterans In Florida Voted For Him

PANAMA CITY, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump was recently in Panama City getting an estimate on some botox work to his forehead, his belly, and his fat-as-shit ass. While there he spoke with one of his old Trump University professors. The professo…

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Funny story: President Pussy Grabber Is In Trouble

President Pussy Grabber Is In Trouble

Criminal evidence about President Pussy Grabber's action on January 6th is gushing out like water from a fire hose. The January 6th Committee did its work. Even his first daughter managed to drip out some wet evidence. But unfortunately, daddy was th…

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Rules 7 to 2, That Trump Will Not Be Allowed To Run For President

The Supreme Court Rules 7 to 2, That Trump Will Not Be Allowed To Run For President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a ruling that many Republicans saw coming, the highest court in the land has just issued a ruling which strictly prohibits Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump from ever running for the office of president again. Ch…

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Funny story: Polls Now Show That 89% of GOPers Who Voted For Trump Now Prefer Mike Pence

Polls Now Show That 89% of GOPers Who Voted For Trump Now Prefer Mike Pence

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll shows that the Trumptard's popularity is now lower than a rattlesnake's belly. A poll taken of 837,414 Republicans who voted for Trump in 2020, now clearly shows that they have finally come to…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Recalls Seeing Her Father and Rudy Giuliani Taking Tequila Shots In The Oval Office

Ivanka Trump Recalls Seeing Her Father and Rudy Giuliani Taking Tequila Shots In The Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump's favorite child, Ivanka, has just testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. The sexy, statuesque blonde vividly recalls seeing her daddy and Rudy G…

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Funny story: Trump Still Believes That At Over 7,000 Space Aliens Voted For Biden In Arizona

Trump Still Believes That At Over 7,000 Space Aliens Voted For Biden In Arizona

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Ominium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that after talking to Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the orange blob-of crap, still is insisting, in his tiny, miniscule, mosquito brain that over 7,000 space aliens voted i…

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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass

Attorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The US attorney general says he finally got sick and tired of hearing Trump tell lie, after lie, after lie, said that he finally decided to resign because Trump had turned into a dictator; a fucked up, racist, predator…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is In A Sticky Wicket

Donald Trump Is In A Sticky Wicket

Donald Trump is in a sticky wicket or up to his neck, gulp, gulp! The January 6th Committee says so, and so does his daughter Ivanka. "I agreed with Attorney General William Barr." She didn't add because Bill Barr called her father's voter fraud alle…

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Funny story: It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To

It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To

It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To (with apologies to the lovely Lesley Gore) It's my Party, and I'll deny if I want to Deny if I want to Deny if I want to You would deny too, if it happened to you. Everyone knows Donald Trump was…

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Funny story: All the News That’s Fit to Ignore

All the News That’s Fit to Ignore

Fox News will not be covering the live January 6th hearings on Thursday, June 9th, 2022. Why not? ‘Cuz it ain’t news – now mind your own business! Fox News decides what is and what is not news. It says what’s fake, what’s real, what’s Democrat…

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Funny story: Judge Sentences GOP Rioter to Constantly Watch Random Angry People in Cars Yelling About Politics

Judge Sentences GOP Rioter to Constantly Watch Random Angry People in Cars Yelling About Politics

Springfield, MO - At a sentencing hearing for a Capitol rioter accused of violently reacting to the 2020 Presidential election, and Trump loss, by attacking the U.S. Congress, a Federal Judge ordered the man to spend 30 days in a local jail. After…

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Funny story: Remember Trump University? Trump's At It Again

Remember Trump University? Trump's At It Again

Remember Trump University? A University named after the same guy who didn't know the correct spelling or different use of the homonym hear or here? Big hint. The word with ear is to hear. Got it? Trump didn't. It probably still doesn't.

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Says Daughters Tricked Him Into Saying That January 6th Was a Violent Terrorist Insurrection

Ted Cruz Says Daughters Tricked Him Into Saying That January 6th Was a Violent Terrorist Insurrection

Washington - After he was lambasted by right wing commentator Tucker Carlson on Fox News for correctly pointing out that the January 6th violent right wing insurrection, fomented by President Trump to stop the vote count in Congress, was carried out…

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Funny story: Horny Trump Housewives Get Hot Over Ins'erection' Strippers

Horny Trump Housewives Get Hot Over Ins'erection' Strippers

TEXAS - Chippendale's male exotic dancers are booked solid with their new act, The 'Ins'erection' Strippers. "Man, you wouldn't believe how many horny Trump hags there are out there in the suburbs," told Butch Manly, the head of the Chippendale da…

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Funny story: Does Attorney General Merrick Garland Have Cold Feet?

Does Attorney General Merrick Garland Have Cold Feet?

It seems as though the Attorney General of the United States, Merrick Garland, may have cold feet. While resembling the nervous Don Knotts, Mr. Garland proudly announced that after one whole year, his Justice Department has arrested and convicted ove…

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Funny story: The Truth Is Out There And Pointing At Trump

The Truth Is Out There And Pointing At Trump

So Donald Trump wasn't napping during the riots of January 6 at the Capitol building. Instead, Trump watched the riots on television from the dining room off of the Oval Office. And because of his silence and inaction, he must have been rooting for t…

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Funny story: Kevin McCarthy Still Selling Baloney

Kevin McCarthy Still Selling Baloney

Kevin McCarthy may no longer be working at his wife’s old Deli, but he’s still selling baloney. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi nixed two Republican Minority Leader McCarthy’s picks for the January 6, Committee. Then like behind the deli counter…

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