PANAMA CITY, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump was recently in Panama City getting an estimate on some botox work to his forehead, his belly, and his fat-as-shit ass. While there he spoke with one of his old Trump University professors. The professo…
Criminal evidence about President Pussy Grabber's action on January 6th is gushing out like water from a fire hose. The January 6th Committee did its work. Even his first daughter managed to drip out some wet evidence. But unfortunately, daddy was th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a ruling that many Republicans saw coming, the highest court in the land has just issued a ruling which strictly prohibits Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump from ever running for the office of president again. Ch…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll shows that the Trumptard's popularity is now lower than a rattlesnake's belly. A poll taken of 837,414 Republicans who voted for Trump in 2020, now clearly shows that they have finally come to…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump's favorite child, Ivanka, has just testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. The sexy, statuesque blonde vividly recalls seeing her daddy and Rudy G…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Ominium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that after talking to Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the orange blob-of crap, still is insisting, in his tiny, miniscule, mosquito brain that over 7,000 space aliens voted i…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The US attorney general says he finally got sick and tired of hearing Trump tell lie, after lie, after lie, said that he finally decided to resign because Trump had turned into a dictator; a fucked up, racist, predator…
Donald Trump is in a sticky wicket or up to his neck, gulp, gulp! The January 6th Committee says so, and so does his daughter Ivanka. "I agreed with Attorney General William Barr." She didn't add because Bill Barr called her father's voter fraud alle…
It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To (with apologies to the lovely Lesley Gore) It's my Party, and I'll deny if I want to Deny if I want to Deny if I want to You would deny too, if it happened to you. Everyone knows Donald Trump was…
Fox News will not be covering the live January 6th hearings on Thursday, June 9th, 2022. Why not? ‘Cuz it ain’t news – now mind your own business! Fox News decides what is and what is not news. It says what’s fake, what’s real, what’s Democrat…
Springfield, MO - At a sentencing hearing for a Capitol rioter accused of violently reacting to the 2020 Presidential election, and Trump loss, by attacking the U.S. Congress, a Federal Judge ordered the man to spend 30 days in a local jail. After…
Remember Trump University? A University named after the same guy who didn't know the correct spelling or different use of the homonym hear or here? Big hint. The word with ear is to hear. Got it? Trump didn't. It probably still doesn't.
Washington - After he was lambasted by right wing commentator Tucker Carlson on Fox News for correctly pointing out that the January 6th violent right wing insurrection, fomented by President Trump to stop the vote count in Congress, was carried out…
TEXAS - Chippendale's male exotic dancers are booked solid with their new act, The 'Ins'erection' Strippers. "Man, you wouldn't believe how many horny Trump hags there are out there in the suburbs," told Butch Manly, the head of the Chippendale da…
It seems as though the Attorney General of the United States, Merrick Garland, may have cold feet. While resembling the nervous Don Knotts, Mr. Garland proudly announced that after one whole year, his Justice Department has arrested and convicted ove…
So Donald Trump wasn't napping during the riots of January 6 at the Capitol building. Instead, Trump watched the riots on television from the dining room off of the Oval Office. And because of his silence and inaction, he must have been rooting for t…
Kevin McCarthy may no longer be working at his wife’s old Deli, but he’s still selling baloney. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi nixed two Republican Minority Leader McCarthy’s picks for the January 6, Committee. Then like behind the deli counter…
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