Men have been trying to pin her down for years, and now she has finally cracked. The hair-raising star of 'There's Something About Mary' Cameron Diaz has agreed to marry the British Prime Minister David Cameron, after a whirlwind romance. They me...
Sinister rumours have been circulating all day that director James Cameron orchestrated the 1912 demise of the Titanic luxury liner, just so he could make a movie about it. New evidence about the tragic event has shown that Cameron had the idea of making such a film as early as 1898. It was only when he first heard about the Titanic's planned maiden voyage that he decided to take action. It i...
Victims who in 1997 had been subjected to James Cameron's Titanic, and many others who had subsequently been affected by watching his film, are protesting at the film being raised from the depths of bad 90s film hell in a new 3D format. 'It's dis...
Western Pacific Ocean - He's plunging seven miles down a marine crevice named after Mariana of Austria/Queen of Spain's fathomless snatch. A custom-built one-man sub called the DeepSeat Challenger sees the dive heading almost 'where no man has be...
Cameron is to direct a mash up film of all of Cameron's previous films. "It's going to be epic," said Cameron. "It's about a time travelling blue alien who goes back to the Titanic after it sank into the abyss to single handedly take on an acid bl...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was viciously pranked by long suffering wife, Anne on Saturday night in their Hampshire home. The Shuttlecocks had been relaxing together, spending quality time by him writing a satirical internet satire article about sock kebabs, under an alias, whilst Anne watched the James Cameron blockbuster epic 'Avatar' in HD with surroundsound. During an idle moment, havi...
It isn't all that often that the worlds of football and show business collide (with the possible exception of Dwight Yorke and Jordan, or David and Victoria Beckham) but it would seem that the two opposing ends of the entertainment spectrum are all s...
Astonishing news just in that James Cameron has bowed to Far Eastern pressure and will film a Chinese version of the already world famous disaster film. Interest has been huge and actors already signed up. Dannii Minogue will play the Captain,...
James Cameron's 2009 blockbuster, Avatar, has hit cinemas yet again, this time featuring twelve more seconds of additional footage. The latest release, branded the Special Edition Limited Edition Edition Second Edition, is said to feature "Sigour...
Director James Cameron expects to complete his latest project sometime within the next ten years. "I wrote the story based on technology that doesn't even exist yet," said Cameron from a yurt located on the outskirts of Independence, Kansas. The...
Hollywood directorial titans James Cameron and Steven Spielberg reportedly locked horns over who should have the rights to a little heard of magazine collaboration between writers from popular satirical website TheSpoof.com. Both directors apparen...
James Cameron has today revealed a few hints about the upcoming sequel to 3D hit Avatar. Speaking during a press conference held at a shed in Whitby to promote his new movie "Spade! - The Untold Story Of A Gardening Tool" Mr Cameroon said "I feel...
Well known for his abusive directing techniques within Hollywood, James Cameron was recently invited to the White House ostensibly in order to help solve the BP Oil Spill. In actuality, many insiders are commenting that the only reason Cameron was in...
Federal officials hope King of the World film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. The writer and director of the 1981 fecesburger "Piranha II: The Spawning", who, b...
We'd heard the rumours, now we've seen the movie, and we can conclusively confirm that Oscar winning Director James Cameron's directorial debut was a piece of absolute crap. The director's 'monsterpiece', Piranha 2: The Spawning features acres of...
Riding the success, and monetary benefits from the movie "Avatar", James Cameron's new project will pluck three faces fresh from recent television media hype, who have recently fallen into the throws of a woman scorned. Based on stories surroundin...
Following the runaway success of his 3D masterpiece, 'Avatar' James Cameron has no plans to bask in adulation or indeed let the grass grow under his feet. Cameron started shooting his latest blockbuster here in Hollywood on the Universal backlot r...
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