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Funny story: James Blunt 'One Show' Performance Made Viewer's Ears Bleed

James Blunt 'One Show' Performance Made Viewer's Ears Bleed

A song performed on BBC One's 'The One Show' by singer/songwriter, James Blunt, was so awful, it made one viewer's ears bleed. Blunt was appearing on the show hosted by Nick Grimshaw and Emma Willis on Friday evening, and, after talking alongside...

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Funny story: Kids listening to your MP3s? There's an app for that

Kids listening to your MP3s? There's an app for that

With modern cars, such as the iKia, coming with iPhone docks integrating the iPhone into the car's music and navigation systems, drivers with kids are faced with a stark reality: either select all of the songs that are 'safe' for kids to listen to an...

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Funny story: Key to Mystery Blonde's Identity 'Could Be Me' says James Blunt

Key to Mystery Blonde's Identity 'Could Be Me' says James Blunt

As speculation runs rife and Britain's tabloid press outbid each other in offering huge rewards as to the identity of the mysterious 'Mystery Blonde' - who has been spotted at several English locations in the last day - singer and rhyming slang star...

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Funny story: James Blunt Outs Terrorists

James Blunt Outs Terrorists

In the on-going war against terrorism it emerged today that British singer songwriter James Blunt, 53, plays a huge part in hunting down terrorist hideouts and wanted criminals. Colonel Terry Spatchcock of Regiment 113 Division Two explained: '...

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Funny story: James Blunt in Cockney Slang Dictionary

James Blunt in Cockney Slang Dictionary

English singer/ songwriter, James Blunt has revealed his distress at being included in the 2010 edition of The Cockney Slang Dictionary. The book which features alphabetical examples of cockney slang and their meanings, has been on sale annually...

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Funny story: James Blunt issues rhyming slang writ

James Blunt issues rhyming slang writ

James Blunt has hit back at his many critics by applying to the courts to make it illegal to use his name in rhyming slang.

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Funny story: James Blunt: Insert Your Own Rhyming Slang

James Blunt: Insert Your Own Rhyming Slang

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Funny story: James Bl(o)unt's Music Could Cure Brain Tumors

James Bl(o)unt's Music Could Cure Brain Tumors

Osaka, Japan - Specialists have confirmed that the music of recording artist James Bl(o)unt just might cure brain tumors.

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Funny story: James Clunt "You're Beautiful" Voted Most Annoying Song Of All Time

James Clunt "You're Beautiful" Voted Most Annoying Song Of All Time

James Blunts "hit" was number one in 11 countries, and stayed at that position over here for 5 gruelling weeks when it was released in 2005.

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Funny story: James Blunt Spy Scandal

James Blunt Spy Scandal

Sources in MI5 have revealed that popular music artist and singer, James Blunt is the grandson of disgraced peer and Russian spy man, Sir Anthony Blunt.

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