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Funny story: A Man Wins Taco Bell's Jalapeno-Eating Contest But Ends Up At a 24-Hour Emergency Clinic

A Man Wins Taco Bell's Jalapeno-Eating Contest But Ends Up At a 24-Hour Emergency Clinic

EL PASO, Texas – (Satire News) – Alpha Beta’s Mimosa Sabrosa covered the 32nd Annual Taco Bell Jalapeno-Eating Contest, which was held at El Paso's Giggling Guacamole Restaurant. The yearly event draws participants from as far away as Delaware, De…

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Funny story: US Medical Experts Are Puzzled As To Why The USA Has Almost 2,200 COVID-19 Cases Whereas Mexico Only Has 12

US Medical Experts Are Puzzled As To Why The USA Has Almost 2,200 COVID-19 Cases Whereas Mexico Only Has 12

MEXICO CITY - Mexico’s Department of Colds and Flus reports that the country has had only 12 cases of C-19, whereas China has had over 81,000, and the USA has had almost 2,200. U.S. medical researchers are baffled by this big discrepancy, since th...

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Funny story: Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In an effort to "spice things up" and reverse the lowest television ratings since seaon two, American Idol producers have announced that a jalapeño will be the next judge on American Idol. The announcement comes just a few weeks foll...

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Funny story: Wife Commits Act of Treason By Buying Mild Picante Sauce

Wife Commits Act of Treason By Buying Mild Picante Sauce

My wife teaches school. On her way home, she was going to stop at the grocery store and pick up a few things that we needed for dinner. She committed a major mistake, a faux pas, an act of rebellion so grievous that even the ability for forgiveness is not negotiable. She bought mild picante sauce. Now, my mother is Italian and I grew up on the Mexican border in Texas. I've lived within 100...

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Funny story: Jalapenos to Fuel Mars Mission

Jalapenos to Fuel Mars Mission

Kennedy Space Centre, Florida - NASA officials charged with putting a man on Mars "faster, better, cheaper" have made a stunning breakthrough using Jalapenos as an alternative to traditional rocket fuels. Initial trials have proved remarkab...

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