After 25 years of personally pulling Sir Jaggedone around in his rickety rickshaw, the sad news came as the lazy tosser, alias JO, was busy picking his nose and scratching his rear-end in a downtown bar in Beijing surrounded by 85-year-old nympho-Vol…
(NOT EDITED) A once infamous satirical institution called, The Spoof, has had many altercations, disputes, and arguments over the last thirty years. There have even been threats from ex-spoofers to punch the editor's 'fucking lights out!' Luckily, th…
2020 was for many people SHIT! So Jaggedone has decided to turn over a new leaf and offer his 2021 resolutions to the world! They are very promising, and, of course, provocative! 1) Boris Johnson and his Brexiteers: FUCK OFF; Jaggedone promises t…
(NOT EDITED) Renowned, infamous, illiterate, renegade, rebellious Spoofer, Jaggedone, has decided to end it all, not physically, with the 'Final Word'. Well known all over the globe for his never-ending writing of never-ending codswallop, and always…
(NOT EDITED) Rupert Murdoch, eat your heart out, you now have a competitor who will make your Sun read like Noddy and Bigears! "The Daily Pony and Trap" (For US readers; Crap) has been published for the first time in a shithole under a railway lin…
Once upon a time on The Spoof A mad institution called The Spoof Once upon a time hit the roof Crazy bastards writing nothing but goof Then Jaggedone got kicked by a horsey hoof Planetary Observations! Too many dickheads in this cesspit…
(UNEDITED) The Spoof is about to achieve global acknowledgement in the 'insane' Hollywood film world of Quentin Tarantino! After Django, Inglorious and Once upon a time in Hollywood, QT needed some screenplay freshening up, so he surfed over to The S…
It's been revealed that a writer on the satirical news and parody website, The Spoof, is planning to make a killing at Christmastime by releasing a compilation, in book form and online, of his greatest and most well-loved stories - but there's been a...
Yes, dear punters, The Nutters Beach Club, closed recently due to a delayed shipment of suggestive fruit (mostly bananas) has re-opened only to be boarded up gain in the face of oncoming weather. Hurricane Leslie (A close relation to the writer of...
A survey revealing what Brits hate the most about 'time wasters' has come up with some strange, quirky dislikes appearing! So, Jaggedone has analysed the survey and here is the real top 10 of UK 'Wasters of time': 1) King of UK wasters is BOJO,...
Kids refuse to learn nursery rhymes these days preferring their smart phones, computers, laptops and are mesmerised by WhatsApp's, snapchat, instagram, and other social media networks, instead of learning a traditional nursery rhyme or two! "This...
US scientists have come up with a fascinating study confirming people who are demented cannot smell 5 common odors that surround us on a daily basis. This study obviously helps people and their families to define if mum or dad is going AWOL so, Ja...
Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club" Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed! Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job! Our Ch...
Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone! Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax...
Social media giant, Twitter, has declared itself insane and several white vans driven by men with straight jackets in their hands (difficult that) were seen entering their HQ in Silicone Valley! The reason for this astonishing declaration is obvio...
The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks! One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude...
After a year of investigating the disappearance of MH370 investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the public and dependents who had loved ones on the plan as to where the damn thing could be and here it is: "We don't have a clue!" Wow!...
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