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Funny story: Spoof legal dispute over claims from editor that Jaggedone writes crap and refuses to 'edit' his spoofs because they are 'edited' anyway!

Spoof legal dispute over claims from editor that Jaggedone writes crap and refuses to 'edit' his spoofs because they are 'edited' anyway!

(NOT EDITED) A once infamous satirical institution called, The Spoof, has had many altercations, disputes, and arguments over the last thirty years. There have even been threats from ex-spoofers to punch the editor's 'fucking lights out!' Luckily, th…

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Funny story: Jaggedone's New Year Resolutions in a Nutty Nutshell!

Jaggedone's New Year Resolutions in a Nutty Nutshell!

2020 was for many people SHIT! So Jaggedone has decided to turn over a new leaf and offer his 2021 resolutions to the world! They are very promising, and, of course, provocative! 1) Boris Johnson and his Brexiteers: FUCK OFF; Jaggedone promises t…

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Funny story: Jaggedone has the 'Final Word' and that is definitely his 'Final Word!'

Jaggedone has the 'Final Word' and that is definitely his 'Final Word!'

(NOT EDITED) Renowned, infamous, illiterate, renegade, rebellious Spoofer, Jaggedone, has decided to end it all, not physically, with the 'Final Word'. Well known all over the globe for his never-ending writing of never-ending codswallop, and always…

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Funny story: New tabloid joins other UK garbage published by Jaggedone, it's called "The Weekly Pony and Trap!"

New tabloid joins other UK garbage published by Jaggedone, it's called "The Weekly Pony and Trap!"

(NOT EDITED) Rupert Murdoch, eat your heart out, you now have a competitor who will make your Sun read like Noddy and Bigears! "The Daily Pony and Trap" (For US readers; Crap) has been published for the first time in a shithole under a railway lin…

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Funny story: Just a few ditty, shitty Jaggedone rhymes!

Just a few ditty, shitty Jaggedone rhymes!

Once upon a time on The Spoof A mad institution called The Spoof Once upon a time hit the roof Crazy bastards writing nothing but goof Then Jaggedone got kicked by a horsey hoof Planetary Observations! Too many dickheads in this cesspit…

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Funny story: Tarantino picks spoof writers and chief editor to write screenplay for his upcoming blockbuster; The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, for a few dollars more!

Tarantino picks spoof writers and chief editor to write screenplay for his upcoming blockbuster; The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, for a few dollars more!

(UNEDITED) The Spoof is about to achieve global acknowledgement in the 'insane' Hollywood film world of Quentin Tarantino! After Django, Inglorious and Once upon a time in Hollywood, QT needed some screenplay freshening up, so he surfed over to The S…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer's Greatest Hits Compilation Hits Snag

Spoof Writer's Greatest Hits Compilation Hits Snag

It's been revealed that a writer on the satirical news and parody website, The Spoof, is planning to make a killing at Christmastime by releasing a compilation, in book form and online, of his greatest and most well-loved stories - but there's been a...

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Funny story: Hurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!

Hurricane Leslie threatens the UK even more than BOJO!

Yes, dear punters, The Nutters Beach Club, closed recently due to a delayed shipment of suggestive fruit (mostly bananas) has re-opened only to be boarded up gain in the face of oncoming weather. Hurricane Leslie (A close relation to the writer of...

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Funny story: Biggest 'wasters' of UK time revealed in survey and BOJO tops the list!

Biggest 'wasters' of UK time revealed in survey and BOJO tops the list!

A survey revealing what Brits hate the most about 'time wasters' has come up with some strange, quirky dislikes appearing! So, Jaggedone has analysed the survey and here is the real top 10 of UK 'Wasters of time': 1) King of UK wasters is BOJO,...

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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Kids refuse to learn nursery rhymes these days preferring their smart phones, computers, laptops and are mesmerised by WhatsApp's, snapchat, instagram, and other social media networks, instead of learning a traditional nursery rhyme or two! "This...

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Funny story: "If you can't smell these pungent odors you're demented," claim US scientists!

"If you can't smell these pungent odors you're demented," claim US scientists!

US scientists have come up with a fascinating study confirming people who are demented cannot smell 5 common odors that surround us on a daily basis. This study obviously helps people and their families to define if mum or dad is going AWOL so, Ja...

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Funny story: Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club" Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed! Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job! Our Ch...

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Funny story: Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone! Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax...

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Funny story: Twitter declares itself mad!

Twitter declares itself mad!

Social media giant, Twitter, has declared itself insane and several white vans driven by men with straight jackets in their hands (difficult that) were seen entering their HQ in Silicone Valley! The reason for this astonishing declaration is obvio...

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Funny story: Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks! One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude...

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Funny story: Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

After a year of investigating the disappearance of MH370 investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the public and dependents who had loved ones on the plan as to where the damn thing could be and here it is: "We don't have a clue!" Wow!...

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Funny story: "The Special One" begs Sir Alex, "can I be your assistant even without pay!"

"The Special One" begs Sir Alex, "can I be your assistant even without pay!"

José Mourinho has cocked it up at Real Madrid and even their ex- Presidenti, Ramon Calderon, has diplomatically told him to leave, José promptly told him to f++k off, after all he is the "Special One!" After last nights boot out of the "Chumpions...

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