MAR-a-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump has never been noted for being the sharpest tool in the tool box, or the brightest bulb on the make-up mirror, or the least racist asshole in a bevy of racist assholes. And now the goofy Trumptard…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - According to BuzzFuzz, the night of the Oscars, after Will "The Human Douche Bag" ambushed Chris Rock, Amy Schumer said that she and co-host Wanda Sykes talked about confronting Will Smith and beating the fucking daylights…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The woman who is married to the biggest ambusher since Gen. George Armstrong Custer admitted to reporter Tapioca Swizzle with Vox Populi that she had an affair with Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump three weeks before he mar…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that the Motion Picture Academy of The Oscars has just hit Jada Pinkett Smith, the wife of the "Fucking Ambusher," aka Will Smith with a lifetime ban. A spokeswoman for the Acad…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Academy of Motion Pictures has voted to fine and expel Will Smith for his pitiful display of privileged bullshit antics. Will punched comedian Chris Rock on his face after Rock said that Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith's w…
BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Will Smith is catching hell from millions of people after his bully bitch antics at the Oscars. Smith, who has just surpassed Hitler, Trump, and (Greg) Gutfeld as the most hated person in the world, says…
Mentioning to him that if he didn’t start taking more showers that he would be better known as the “Rank Prince Of Bel-Air”. That I wished someone would stuff him back in that Aladdin bottle so I didn’t have to listen to him jabber anymore. Whe…
TINSEL TOWN, California - (Satire News) - One of the most respected groups in Hollywood has just named Will "The Ambusher" Smith as this year's "Crybaby of The Year." The Hollywood Writer's Federation (HWF) voted overwhelingly to give this years c…
PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia City Council has just voted 7 to 3 to ban comedian Chris Rock from ever setting foot within the Philly city limits. A council member identified as Henrietta "Sags" Shickenbocker said that no one insu…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - In a move that has not really surprised those who are in the know, Jada Pinkett Smith has hired famed divorce attorney Gloria Allred, and she has filed for divorce from her extremely tempermental, totally out-of-control hu…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of the nation's largest Ku Klux Klan chapters has just sent Hollywood B-actor, Will "The Sensitive SOB" Smith, an email saying that they would love for him to join their anti-Black organization. Smith repor…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that Chris Rock has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the "Sucker-Punching Bully" aka Will Smith. Rock has hired the services of noted lawsuit attorney Gloria Allred, who has a won-loss…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just broken the story that comedian Chris Rock will be staring with Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith (Will's wife), rap singer Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Brit twit Ricky Gervais in the sequel to G.I. Jan…
HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Jada Pinkett Smith, best known for being the wife of the actor Will Smith, who is best known for being the father of aspiring actor Jaden, is "pleased" with the ten pounds she has added to her emaciated frame. "I'm naturally thin...
HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Will Smith has picked up a bad habit from his friend Tiger Woods. Smith was recently spotted parked at The Encino Reservoir with his new beautiful, blonde girlfriend actress Margot Robbie who just happens to be his co-s...
BEVERLY HILLS - If there is one thing that Beverly Hills has it's jewelry stores and Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony were recently spotted looking at rings at the exquisite Queen's Choice Jewelry Store on Rodeo Drive. The jewelry store is note...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ashton Kutcher the new star of Two and A Half Men was asked about the rumor that his older wife (Demi Moore) and Will Smith's wife (Jada Pinkett-Smith) may have engaged in an innocent game of touchy-touchy or as it is more commonly...
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