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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Infatuated With Jada Pinkett Smith - He Says That Older Women With Crew Cuts Are Sexy

Donald Trump Is Infatuated With Jada Pinkett Smith - He Says That Older Women With Crew Cuts Are Sexy

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump has never been noted for being the sharpest tool in the tool box, or the brightest bulb on the make-up mirror, or the least racist asshole in a bevy of racist assholes. And now the goofy Trumptard…

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Funny story: Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes Said They Came Real Close To Jumping Will Smith Backstage At The Oscars And Beating The Shit Out of Him!

Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes Said They Came Real Close To Jumping Will Smith Backstage At The Oscars And Beating The Shit Out of Him!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - According to BuzzFuzz, the night of the Oscars, after Will "The Human Douche Bag" ambushed Chris Rock, Amy Schumer said that she and co-host Wanda Sykes talked about confronting Will Smith and beating the fucking daylights…

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith Admits She Had An Affair With Donald Trump

Jada Pinkett Smith Admits She Had An Affair With Donald Trump

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The woman who is married to the biggest ambusher since Gen. George Armstrong Custer admitted to reporter Tapioca Swizzle with Vox Populi that she had an affair with Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump three weeks before he mar…

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars

Jada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that the Motion Picture Academy of The Oscars has just hit Jada Pinkett Smith, the wife of the "Fucking Ambusher," aka Will Smith with a lifetime ban. A spokeswoman for the Acad…

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Funny story: The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Votes To Fine and Expel Will Smith

The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Votes To Fine and Expel Will Smith

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Academy of Motion Pictures has voted to fine and expel Will Smith for his pitiful display of privileged bullshit antics. Will punched comedian Chris Rock on his face after Rock said that Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith's w…

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Funny story: Will Smith Finally Admits That He Assaulted Chris Rock Because of An Over Abundance of The Female Hormone (Estrolooza)

Will Smith Finally Admits That He Assaulted Chris Rock Because of An Over Abundance of The Female Hormone (Estrolooza)

BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Will Smith is catching hell from millions of people after his bully bitch antics at the Oscars. Smith, who has just surpassed Hitler, Trump, and (Greg) Gutfeld as the most hated person in the world, says…

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Funny story: Things That Will Smith Has Publicly Smacked Me Upside The Head For

Things That Will Smith Has Publicly Smacked Me Upside The Head For

Mentioning to him that if he didn’t start taking more showers that he would be better known as the “Rank Prince Of Bel-Air”. That I wished someone would stuff him back in that Aladdin bottle so I didn’t have to listen to him jabber anymore. Whe…

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Funny story: The Hollywood Writer's Federation Has Just Named Will "Crocodile Tears" Smith As It's "2022 Crybaby of The Year"

The Hollywood Writer's Federation Has Just Named Will "Crocodile Tears" Smith As It's "2022 Crybaby of The Year"

TINSEL TOWN, California - (Satire News) - One of the most respected groups in Hollywood has just named Will "The Ambusher" Smith as this year's "Crybaby of The Year." The Hollywood Writer's Federation (HWF) voted overwhelingly to give this years c…

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Funny story: Chris Rock Has Been Banned In Philadelphia

Chris Rock Has Been Banned In Philadelphia

PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia City Council has just voted 7 to 3 to ban comedian Chris Rock from ever setting foot within the Philly city limits. A council member identified as Henrietta "Sags" Shickenbocker said that no one insu…

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith Files For Divorce - Will Smith Is Devastated!

Jada Pinkett Smith Files For Divorce - Will Smith Is Devastated!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - In a move that has not really surprised those who are in the know, Jada Pinkett Smith has hired famed divorce attorney Gloria Allred, and she has filed for divorce from her extremely tempermental, totally out-of-control hu…

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Funny story: The KKK Has Told Will Smith He Can Join Their Organization If He Wants To

The KKK Has Told Will Smith He Can Join Their Organization If He Wants To

DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of the nation's largest Ku Klux Klan chapters has just sent Hollywood B-actor, Will "The Sensitive SOB" Smith, an email saying that they would love for him to join their anti-Black organization. Smith repor…

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Funny story: Chris Rock Files a $97 Million Assault Lawsuit Against Will Smith

Chris Rock Files a $97 Million Assault Lawsuit Against Will Smith

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that Chris Rock has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the "Sucker-Punching Bully" aka Will Smith. Rock has hired the services of noted lawsuit attorney Gloria Allred, who has a won-loss…

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Funny story: Chris Rock To Star In G.I. Jane 2 With Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith, Ricky Gervais, and Yo Yo Afro Woke

Chris Rock To Star In G.I. Jane 2 With Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith, Ricky Gervais, and Yo Yo Afro Woke

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just broken the story that comedian Chris Rock will be staring with Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith (Will's wife), rap singer Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Brit twit Ricky Gervais in the sequel to G.I. Jan…

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith "pleased" with weight gain

Jada Pinkett Smith "pleased" with weight gain

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Jada Pinkett Smith, best known for being the wife of the actor Will Smith, who is best known for being the father of aspiring actor Jaden, is "pleased" with the ten pounds she has added to her emaciated frame. "I'm naturally thin...

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Funny story: Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?

Will Smith Cheating On Jada Pinkett Smith?

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Will Smith has picked up a bad habit from his friend Tiger Woods. Smith was recently spotted parked at The Encino Reservoir with his new beautiful, blonde girlfriend actress Margot Robbie who just happens to be his co-s...

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony Spotted Looking At Rings

Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony Spotted Looking At Rings

BEVERLY HILLS - If there is one thing that Beverly Hills has it's jewelry stores and Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony were recently spotted looking at rings at the exquisite Queen's Choice Jewelry Store on Rodeo Drive. The jewelry store is note...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Denies He's Leaving Demi Moore Because He Allegedly Caught Her Playing 'Touchy-Touchy' With Jada Pinkett-Smith

Ashton Kutcher Denies He's Leaving Demi Moore Because He Allegedly Caught Her Playing 'Touchy-Touchy' With Jada Pinkett-Smith

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ashton Kutcher the new star of Two and A Half Men was asked about the rumor that his older wife (Demi Moore) and Will Smith's wife (Jada Pinkett-Smith) may have engaged in an innocent game of touchy-touchy or as it is more commonly...

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