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Funny story: Confused Harry Reid mistakes Obama for Zuma

Confused Harry Reid mistakes Obama for Zuma

Which president is which? In a major political gaffe Democratic Senator Harry Reid mixed up the identities of South African President Jacob Zuma and American President Barack Obama. The incident occurred at a plenary session of the United Nations, as...

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Funny story: Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing. A...

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Funny story: Fears that Mrs Lardarse Zuma 'might straddle Prince Philip' after lights-out

Fears that Mrs Lardarse Zuma 'might straddle Prince Philip' after lights-out

London - (Ass Mess): The Royal Irish State Coach barely made it up Constitution Hill this morning at the combined 60-stone weight of Mr and Mrs Jacob Zuma's corpulent arses parked on its historic livery ahead of an official lunch at Buckingham Palace...

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Funny story: Jacob "TIGER" Zuma wants Queen of England added to his wife's collection

Jacob "TIGER" Zuma wants Queen of England added to his wife's collection

Jacob "TIGER" Zuma the South African President who has more wife's and girlfriends than Tiger Woods has birdies appeared at Buckingham Palace today to negotiate to see if he can add the Queen of England to his collection of wife's. Zuma wants the...

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Funny story: Jacob Zuma f*cked a puma

Jacob Zuma f*cked a puma

Cape Town - (Big Cat Mess): He's shagged his way through 99% of the Organization of African Impunity's notorious cougar population of desperate 40-something feral women. And this week South African President Jacob Zuma is after some tasty Brit mor...

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Funny story: Palace fears for a Gen Pinochet-style arrest of polygamy nutter Jacob Zuma

Palace fears for a Gen Pinochet-style arrest of polygamy nutter Jacob Zuma

London - (Rotters): Special Branch top brass are cock-a-hoop amid fears they have obtained an international arrest warrant to nab fetid South African polygamy nutter Jacob Zuma. The South African president arrives mid-week for a three day state vi...

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