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Funny story: I’ve been a sub-dom non-tax paying UK citizen for thirty years, says Jacob Rees-Mogg

I’ve been a sub-dom non-tax paying UK citizen for thirty years, says Jacob Rees-Mogg

Following on from the furore surrounding Chancellor Rishi Sunak’s wife’s non-dom tax avoidance status, The Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has told a newspaper that he’s been a non-tax-paying practitioner of a deviant sexual practice…

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg unable to lift AK47 for pro-Ukraine photoshoot

Jacob Rees-Mogg unable to lift AK47 for pro-Ukraine photoshoot

Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg faced ridicule yesterday when he was unable to pose for a photoshoot with a Kalashnikov AK47 assault rifle due to his inability to lift the weapon from the table. Rees-Mogg, dressed in a John Bull un…

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Funny story: Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century

Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century

In a desperate attempt to distract attention from his failures, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has appointed top-hatted Victorian gentleman Jacob Rees-Mogg as Brexit Minister. The news comes in the same week that the government's own figures reveal…

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Funny story: I’ll make Nanny Enid my Home Secretary, says Downing Street hopeful Rees Mogg

I’ll make Nanny Enid my Home Secretary, says Downing Street hopeful Rees Mogg

With underfire Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s position looking increasingly precarious, his fellow Old Etonian and current Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, appears to have thrown his hat into the ring in any forthcoming challenge for…

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber

Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber

Viewers of the Parliament Channel were startled this morning, when it appeared that Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader of the House of Commons, was watching pornography on his smartphone. It happened during Prime Minister's Questions. Boris Johnson was at th…

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Funny story: There’ll be no return to austerity as PM is concerned people might think he’s a pillock

There’ll be no return to austerity as PM is concerned people might think he’s a pillock

The prime minister will personally take charge of the anti-austerity movement, and will be at the forefront of taking down any statues to those who’ve talked about it, thought about it or heard of it, and specifically those statues that haven’t been…

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg to spend 12th Xmas in succession trying to get lid off chutney jar

Jacob Rees-Mogg to spend 12th Xmas in succession trying to get lid off chutney jar

Leader of the House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, is set to spend his 12th successive Christmas struggling to get the lid off a jar of chilli and onion chutney that his wife bought in 2006, to go with the cold meat and mashed potatoes on Boxing Day.

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Funny story: Mogg And Roll

Mogg And Roll

As the affably cuntish Boris Johnson assembles his “war cabinet” (a gang of sociopaths with no regard for anyone but themselves), the equally insane Mogg has begun to exert his influence over the government. Which, like anyone who has never really ha...

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Funny story: MPs play charades

MPs play charades

During a break in a recent Brexit meeting, members of the cabinet and leading Brexiteers were recorded playing a game of the popular parlour game Charades. The transcript of the recording is as follows: David Davis: Is it a film? Theresa May: It'...

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Funny story: Multimillionare Mogg says that Brexitocalypse is nothing to worry about

Multimillionare Mogg says that Brexitocalypse is nothing to worry about

Nineteenth-century gentleman and unbelievably a politician, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has said that there is nothing to worry about from a no-deal Brexit, after the Bank of England reported that it would cause billions in damage to the UK economy. "We'll b...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...

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Funny story: "Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

"Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Secret plans have been seen by The Spoof which show how Brexit cheerleaders are planning to make vast profits from Brexit while ordinary British citizens will suffer the consequences. An offshore company by the name of Brexshit Haha based in the B...

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis

Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis

Sources close to tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg (49) the MP for Somerset constituency of Much Gurning have confirmed what has been long feared, that he has been diagnosed with Brexitosis, something which is affecting an increasing number of MPs at Westmins...

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Funny story: Brexiteers' Plans Finally Revealed: A Spoof Exclusive

Brexiteers' Plans Finally Revealed: A Spoof Exclusive

He's been reviled as a Man With No Plan, but the ideas for a successful Brexit of buffoon and failed politician Bozo Johnson along with those of his tax-avoiding wealthy, gold-plated pension cronies, Jacob Rees-Smug, David "Dumbo" Davis, Dr Liar Fox...

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Funny story: Avoid Hard Border By Bringing It Inland says Rees-Mog

Avoid Hard Border By Bringing It Inland says Rees-Mog

With Brexit now only six months away and the Irish border question still unresolved, the Jacob Rees-Mog mob have came up with a cunning plan to address it. The minister for the 18th Century is leading an absolutely vital think tank called The Eu...

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Funny story: Infestation of Rees-Moggs to be fumigated

Infestation of Rees-Moggs to be fumigated

The House of Commons is to be fumigated after a Rees-Mogg was discovered in the main chamber. Although only one of the insectoids was found, it is thought to be part of a breeding pair. Rees-Moggs are a member of the genus Privilegius Conservatus,...

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg reveals his reptilian past

Jacob Rees-Mogg reveals his reptilian past

As a Conservative MP, Rees-Mogg is often asked to validate his humanity, but in a recent episode of "Who Do You Think You Are" he was forced to reveal his 60% reptile background. Rees-Mogg's great grandfather is none other than Hissy the python, a...

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