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Blake Bortles takes bus to New England, Jaguars don't trust him through the air

There is breaking news in the world of professional sports transportation. According to NFL analyst Adam Schefter, Jacksonville Jaguars Quarterback Blake Bortles will be not be traveling with the team on their flight to New England. Instead he will b...

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Jacksonville Jaguars owner spooked as $100m ocean-going runabout sprouts a leak

Funny story: Jacksonville Jaguars owner spooked as $100m ocean-going runabout sprouts a leak

London - Pakistani-American billionaire Shahid Khan's brand new superyacht Kismet was seen limping to emergency moorings this afternoon after springing a leak close to Blackfriars Bridge on the Thames in London. Named after the Scottish word for '...

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The Jacksonville Jaguars Defeat The Tennessee Titans To Finally Get Their First Victory of The Season

Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Defeat The Tennessee Titans To Finally Get Their First Victory of The Season

NASHVILLE - Many devoted Jacksonville Jaguars fans were beginning to wonder if their beloved team was going to end the season at 0-16. Well the answer to that question is no. The Jaguars after losing 8 straight games are now 1-8 after they defeate...

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The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...

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The Jacksonville Jaguars Are Now 0-7

Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Are Now 0-7

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - The Jaguars of Jacksonville have just acquired the NFL's worst record of the 2013 season. The team limped out of San Diego after the Chargers beat them 24-6 handing them their seventh straight loss. Jacksonville Coach Gu...

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The Denver Broncos Fans Are As High As The Rocky Mountains!

Funny story: The Denver Broncos Fans Are As High As The Rocky Mountains!

DENVER - John Denver sang about the Rocky Mountains and the fans of the Denver Broncos are singing about their Broncos record of 6-0. Quarterback Peyton "Happy Feet" Manning said that he has a feeling that this could be the year of the Colorado te...

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The Jacksonville Jaguars Could Be Moving To London

Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Could Be Moving To London

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's office hints that London, England could be getting a United States NFL team within two years. Goodell speaking with Buckaroo Kazoo of The Turnstile Review said that as of now t...

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Psst! Wanna buy a Brit footbal club from Mohammed Fayed?

Funny story: Psst! Wanna buy a Brit footbal club from Mohammed Fayed?

Florida - Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan has splashed out a reported $302 million on Fulham Football Club in a deal described by the City as 'deeply machiavellian' even by Brit standards. Notorious hoaxer Fayed has claimed ownership of the...

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