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Funny story: Harry Told To Return Lottery Win

Harry Told To Return Lottery Win

London, UK - (Blighty News): An accounting irregularity at the UK’s Lucky Dip HQ is being blamed for paying out a grossly inflated lottery win to Harry, Britain’s self-styled Prince of Thieves. Auditors at the weekly electronic raffle said today t...

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Funny story: New strapline for UK Lottery unveiled

New strapline for UK Lottery unveiled

Camelnot, the bankers for the UK National lottery have today announced a new strapline prior to increasing the number of balls from 49 to 59 in each draw. Their existing strapline, "Play makes it possible", is being changed, based on the new lower...

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Funny story: Hole-in-the-Wall Street bankers scoop $254million Powerball jackpot

Hole-in-the-Wall Street bankers scoop $254million Powerball jackpot

New York - "They're gonna use the winnings to short the Euro, heheh!" was one take on what three Greenwich, Connecticut hedge fund managers might do with their stonking $254million Powerball win. The winning numbers - 12/14/34/39/46 + the Powerbal...

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Funny story: Grossly obese Scots couple scoop £161m Eurosquillions rollover

Grossly obese Scots couple scoop £161m Eurosquillions rollover

Glasgow - A pair of middle-aged chinless blobs from Lard - er...Largs! - in Ayrshire won the record breaking jackpot after a seven week-long rollover. Chris and Colin Weird (sic) said today they would be investing some of the dosh in gastric band...

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Funny story: Mega Millions Madness

Mega Millions Madness

YOURLANDIS, MYLANTA, JOEGA (RUTRZ) The Mega Millions Jackpot now stands at a astounding $420 Million for Tuesday nights drawing. This is after nobody matched all five numbers plus the mega ball since...

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Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...

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Funny story: Lucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!

Lucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!

A woman form Manchester could hardly believe her luck today when she scooped a sizeable sum of money by just going to the cashpoint.

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