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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants

Jack-in-the-Box, in An Effort To Increase Patrons, Plans to Add Swimming Pools to Their Restaurants

CALEXICO, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain has just announced that the 71-year-old company will be implementing a new change to help boost their menu-item sales. Spokesperson Nanette Cowcaloochi,…

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Funny story: A Man With A Gigantic Forehead Rents It Out As A Human Billboard

A Man With A Gigantic Forehead Rents It Out As A Human Billboard

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Satire News) – McDonalds assistant manager Roger Frommowitz has always had an unusually gigantic forehead. He said that when he was born, two of the delivery room nurses fainted when they saw the enormous size of his for…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box Denies That They’re Buying Their Curly Fries From Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan

Jack-in-the-Box Denies That They’re Buying Their Curly Fries From Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan

CORN COB, Iowa – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Iowa evangelical rumor mills is that the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain is purchasing their curly fries from a food outlet in Afghanistan. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx learned that the Ta…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box Informs The Female Federation of America That They Are Not Going To Change Their Corporate Name

Jack-in-the-Box Informs The Female Federation of America That They Are Not Going To Change Their Corporate Name

JOLIET, Illinois – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box fast food franchise says that they don’t give a damn what the Female Federation of America says, they are not changing their name. BuzzFuzz reports that Aubra "Giggles" Capp…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…

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Funny story: A Member of The Taliban Found Working At a Jack-in-the-Box Drive-Thru Window In Baltimore

A Member of The Taliban Found Working At a Jack-in-the-Box Drive-Thru Window In Baltimore

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The FBI has reported that they have just captured the infamous Taliban director of covert external operations. FBI Agent Thurman W. Glassmaker, informed the news media that Abu Bak Fu Mufumi, 31, has been sailing under…

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Funny story: Jack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer

Jack-in-the-Box Announces That They Are Going To Start Selling Beer

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that will certainly increase their sales by astronomical numbers, Jack-in-the-Box has decided to add beer to their extensive menu. The idea of selling brewski’s was first proposed by Wally St. Sinclair, 48…

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Funny story: The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. Department of the Interior has just announced that the 2021 Cicada Invasion is causing all types of major havoc all over the country. According to renowned cicada expert Dr. Elton F. Dunpico, professor a…

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Depressed

Demi Lovato Is Depressed

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of LaLaLand are saying that Demi Lovato is in a state of depression. The singer/actress is still upset about her recent break-up with Brad Pitt, who is alleged to have insulted her by saying he fel…

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Funny story: A Woman In Boston Eats Her Mask After Being Refused Service at a Jack-in-the-Box

A Woman In Boston Eats Her Mask After Being Refused Service at a Jack-in-the-Box

BOSTON – (Fake news) Police are reporting that a woman, who was in the drive-thru lane at a local Jack-in-the-Box, has been taken into custody. A BPD spokesperson said that 89-year-old Ella Laverne Cornball was waiting in line at the fast food pla…

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

MARINA DEL REY, California – Former NBA great Dennis Rodman was having lunch at the Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina del Rey, when he was approached by a reporter with the Hollywod Innuendo News Agency. Rodman was asked about his countless tattoos and…

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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Suggests That Eating Their Ultimate Cheesburger Could Help Fight Off Coronavirus Germs

Jack-In-The-Box Suggests That Eating Their Ultimate Cheesburger Could Help Fight Off Coronavirus Germs

San Diego, California - A representative with Jack-In-The-Box has informed a reporter with The Los Angeles Post-Gazette that their corporation feels that eating an Ultimate Cheesburger could possibly prevent someone from getting COVID-19. Pettus H...

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Funny story: Trump Jack In The Box Verbally Abuses Vulnerable Children

Trump Jack In The Box Verbally Abuses Vulnerable Children

Concerns have arisen surrounding a popular children's toy that hit the market early last month. The Donald Trump Jack in the Box is facing several scrutinies by parents and child health organizations, the world over due to its highly antagonistic, m...

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Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

Jack-In-The-Box To Add A Brand New Menu Item

SAN DIEGO, California - The Jack-In-The-Box fast food chain has just made a major announcement. Corporate spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the news media that the company will be adding a new menu item effective April 2, 2014. Miss Buttonburg,...

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Funny story: Jack in the Box Loses Jack when He Pops Out of the Box

Jack in the Box Loses Jack when He Pops Out of the Box

A Tucson, Arizona Jack in the Box got "jacked" when their Jack, popped out of his box and is now on the loose. Jack in the Box has filed a missing persons report with the Tucson police department as well as the National Crimes Information Center (NC...

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