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Why Semi-Honest Golfers Take Spousal Mulligans

Funny story: Why Semi-Honest Golfers Take Spousal Mulligans

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit that one is commended for calling a penalty on oneself, Tiger Woods joins ranks with other professional "sportsmen", sexually prolific Rock stars, unc...

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Oswald Shot JFK, Man Walked on Moon and Other Conspiracies

Funny story: Oswald Shot JFK, Man Walked on Moon and Other Conspiracies

There are a lot of crazy conspiracy theories out there. For example, some people actually believe that JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald. Others think that Neil Armstrong actually walked on the moon. Still others believe that America is still a democracy. Where do these people come up with this stuff? These are just some of the crazy conspiracies that take on a life of their own in internet c...

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Highlights from the newly released JFK Files Raise Eyebrows, Possibly Implicate Marilyn Monroe

Funny story: Highlights from the newly released JFK Files Raise Eyebrows, Possibly Implicate Marilyn Monroe

As conspiracy theorists are frothing at the mouth to find a smoking gun in the many newly released JFK files, they may be side-tracked by details contained in some of the more obscure documents. A few of the highlights: (1) J. Edgar Hoover wo...

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Poll of US First Ladies says Jackie Kennedy 'worst by far' for ordering husband's assassination

Funny story: Poll of US First Ladies says Jackie Kennedy 'worst by far' for ordering husband's assassination

New York - A new poll of American First Ladies commissioned by the New York Toast has named Jackie Kennedy as the nation's all-time worst for hiring shooters to top her husband 'after he found out about Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev fathering...

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WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

Funny story: WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

Bewigged, bothered and bewildered US Secretary of State John Kerry today let slip in an unguarded moment that there was evidence that Texan oilman and rancher the late JR Ewing had been involved in the 1963 assassination of President Jack Kennedy. In...

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JFK: Zombie Hunter Set to Surpass Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Funny story: JFK: Zombie Hunter Set to Surpass Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Hollywood may well have surpassed itself after it was announced today that Kevin Costner has signed up with Universal Studios to write, produce, direct and star in the highly anticipated JFK: Zombie Hunter movie which, along with the recently release...

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Why Should We Pay Our Presidents For Screwing Interns And Playing Golf?

Funny story: Why Should We Pay Our Presidents For Screwing Interns And Playing Golf?

BILLINGSGATE POST - Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger once said that, "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac." If this is true, why should we have to pay our presidents if they spend most of their time screwing interns and playing golf? They sh...

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Amanda Knox says she is innocent

Funny story: Amanda Knox says she is innocent

Defence attourneys for the convicted killer Amanda Knox were today left mystified by her latest assurances of her innocence. The courtroom in Perugia was packed this morning to hear Ms Knox assure jurors that she and her partner were innocent of...

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Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Funny story: Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Boston Cardinal Sean O'Malley, not be confused with the St. Louis Cardinal left fielder Jamal 'Bubba' O'Malley from Detroit, said today after hearing explosive excerpts of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's tell all tapes, he finally understands why she stop...

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Jackie 's Big "O"! Secret Hacking Tapes Tell How She Got Even With JFK by Shagging Around!

Funny story: Jackie 's Big "O"! Secret Hacking Tapes Tell How She Got Even With JFK by Shagging Around!

Former First Lady, Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis, has come back from the grave after it's been revealed her daughter will be releasing never before heard tapes discovered during an investigation of a monumental phone hacking scheme from 1963! The...

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President Kennedy's Cause of Death Was a Misdiagnosed 'Complex Migraine," say Doctors

Funny story: President Kennedy's Cause of Death Was a Misdiagnosed 'Complex Migraine," say Doctors

Following the recent diagnosis of L.A. news reporter Serene Branson's on-air palsy attack, doctors have revealed that President Kennedy's cause of death was a misdiagnosed "complex migraine," "It makes a ton of sense, right?" said a researcher for...

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For Sale - Lee Harvey Oswald's Coffin

Funny story: For Sale - Lee Harvey Oswald's Coffin

Lee Harvey Oswald, who is famous for having fired the three shots which missed JFK, has put his coffin on the market, despite falling real estate values in the US. The coffin is being heavily marketed in the UK, in the hope that a serious buyer will...

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New Discovery: Warren Commission Loses Key Papers when Ford Fell down Stairs

Washington - Just days after the 47 anniversary of JFK's assassination, a key piece of history was leaked to the media, and that fact is that Gerald Ford lost the key document that proved Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone. The document was lost when...

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Mayor Quimby Cast in History Channel's "The Kennedys"

Funny story: Mayor Quimby Cast in History Channel's "The Kennedys"

The History Channel is going back to the "when Washington was as Camelot" well with their show, The Kennedys. Keanuesque actor Greg Kinnear will play JFK, and, if the backstage buzz is any indication, Kinnear's performance is... interesting. Imagi...

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History Channel To Show JFK's Sexual Side In New Series

Funny story: History Channel To Show JFK's Sexual Side In New Series

According to several newspapers out this morning, The History Channel will be showing an eight-part series next year on John F. Kennedy that makes Bill Clinton look like a Monk. Caroline Kennedy has apparently came out fighting after hearing about...

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Oliver Stone To Shoot JFK 2

Funny story: Oliver Stone To Shoot JFK 2

Not to be outdone by Martin Scorcese's upcoming Taxi Driver 2, Oliver Stone today announced that he has been approached to make a sequel to JFK, tentatively titled 'JFK 2' A spokesman for Warren Commission Films Inc told us that he expected shooti...

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JFK Conspiracy Theorists Reveal Identity of True Killer in The Grassy Knoll

Funny story: JFK Conspiracy Theorists Reveal Identity of True Killer in The Grassy Knoll

Conspiracy theorists who investigate the assasination of President John F. Kennedy have worked tirelessly for over 45 years to uncover the truth of what happened that fateful day in Dallas. Now, at their annual convention, they have come to a consen...

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Sweet Caroline Kennedy Backed Obama to Get Uncle Booby's Old Senate Seat

Funny story: Sweet Caroline Kennedy Backed Obama to Get Uncle Booby's Old Senate Seat

Daughter of JFK, Caroline Kennedy whose last political act was to ride a pony in the Rose garden came out of hiding to back Obama against Clinton. Now that her wager has won, the real reason has emerged. Caroline hoped that Obama would win, name Clin...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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