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Funny story: Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mysterious things happen in the Hoover Building where the FBI is headquartered. Although traditional thinking has it that the building was named after former FBI Director and cross-dresser, J Edgar Hoover, more and more, it appear…

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Funny story: Biden Names Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler To Head FBI

Biden Names Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler To Head FBI

BILLINGSGATE POST: For the first time since J Edgar Hoover, the FBI will have a director who is not beholden to anyone. Today, President Biden announced that he is replacing Christopher Wray with a man who has no boundaries, a man who can’t be bought…

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Funny story: Deep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler

Deep State Voter Fraud Thwarted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick Detwiler

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rack up the balls, boys. Put away the cues. The Trumpster is on his way, and he ain’t gonna lose. Warning, Trump-haters. This could be just another giant rat f*ck: Using undercover methods first developed by Slim and Dirty…

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Funny story: You Can't Polish A Turd But You Can Polish Where It's Been!

You Can't Polish A Turd But You Can Polish Where It's Been!

A top engineer that designed residential hoovers for Dyson and Henry, was shocked to discover his latest invention had been mocked and ridiculed by his peers. After a 40-year career that started with Kirby, John Edgar was without an income and almost…

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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate: He Knows All, Sees All, Tells All

Ask Dr. Billingsgate: He Knows All, Sees All, Tells All

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Billingsgate takes questions from vitally-concerned non-entities who wish to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to probe the innards of the good doctor’s inner-self: Dear Dr. B: You have been very critic...

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Funny story: How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 2

How Slim Everdingle Gave James Comey The Quasimodo Shuffle: Part 2

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub-machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his tailo...

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Funny story: Slim And Dirty Pose As Hookers In Drag: Reveal Secret Dossier On James Comey

Slim And Dirty Pose As Hookers In Drag: Reveal Secret Dossier On James Comey

BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, have broken into the office of the former FBI Direc...

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Funny story: QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Under intensive questioning by George Staphylococcus, Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton revealed hints that would lead even a casual observer to believe former Secret Service Agent Slim Everdingle is the mysterious head...

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Funny story: Robert Mueller In Full Feather Boa To Commemorate J Edgar Hoover

Robert Mueller In Full Feather Boa To Commemorate J Edgar Hoover

BILLINGSGATE POST: For those who recall reading about former FBI Director J Edgar Hoover's much rumored passion for lady's fashions, pictures of Special Counsel Robert Mueller in a full feather boa may prove to be too much. Newly revealed photos...

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Funny story: Dean R. Koontz

Dean R. Koontz

Dean R. Koontz, known (by colleague and competitor Stephen King) as "the Stephen King of the West Coast," dissociates himself with horror, saying, "To be a horror writer, one must be a horrible writer." He is not to be confused with his fictional alter ego, horror writer Dean Koontz. Koontz was born in Pennsylvania, under a host of pseudonyms, and conceived the plots of his first 33 novels whi...

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Funny story: Helen Thomas Claims Elena Kagan Is J. Edgar Hoover's Son

Helen Thomas Claims Elena Kagan Is J. Edgar Hoover's Son

Helen Thomas, the irascible old wombat who recently retired from the White House press corp, dropped a bomb buster today with her claim that Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, is her son, sired by former FBI Director, J. Edgar Hoover. Noting the...

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Funny story: Mystery Of Why J. Edgar Hoover Wore Dresses Solved

Mystery Of Why J. Edgar Hoover Wore Dresses Solved

Those old tales and jokes about tough man, Head of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover wearing dresses in private and usually in bed are true according to a letter he wrote to "Agent 18" discovered Sunday in an old shoe box at the home of Hector Lindsey. App...

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