Istanbul, Turkey - Traveller Cenak Dropzekluk did not let terror stop him from continuing to watch a Denise Milani Youtube Video on his Samsung Galaxy.
"You should check out her tits," he said, his head wrapped in a bloody bandage.
Next to hi...
If you belong to a certain generation, you can sing it-but it could be rapped as well. The old song was performed by Bing Crosby, The Four Lads, and now the Boston Celtics.
The Celtics are in Turkey, hoping they will not end up a fancy turkey...
Madonna has told friends that she will be completely stark, bollock naked by the last concert of her MDNA world tour.
Madge, 53, was condemned and mocked in equal measure last week when she made a right tit of herself when bearing her right tit, i...
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