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Santa Claus converts to Islam

Funny story: Santa Claus converts to Islam

F.B.I. Headquarters - Children around the Earth will be disappointed to learn that Santa has converted to Islam and will not be visiting this year. In fact he is being held by the F.B.I., according to our source, agent Smith, on complaints of animal...

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Trump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed

Funny story: Trump Travel Ban Nets Jesus and Mohammed

POTUS Donald Trump's latest executive order limiting travelers from 7 Middle Eastern countries has had dramatic and immediate effects and for some of the most high-profile celebrities on earth. Aside from doctors, lawyers, translators, mothers, fathe...

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Trump Appointee: America Successor To Crusaders

Funny story: Trump Appointee: America Successor To Crusaders

NEW YORK TIMES by Henry Wallace One of Donald Trump's appointments is National Security Advisor Gen. Michael Flynn, a radical Islamophobe who declares that Islam is not a religion but rather, a political ideology, like fascism, which is at war...

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Hillary Understimated The Number Of Trump Backers In The Basket of Deplorables

Funny story: Hillary Understimated The Number Of Trump Backers In The Basket of Deplorables

In early September, Hillary Clinton told a fund-raising crowd, "To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables, right? Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, you name i...

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Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Funny story: Media Escapes Angry Mob At Trump Event

Today a woman wearing a hijab was ejected from a Trump rally. A hibab covers the head and is a symbol of dignity and modesty to a Muslim woman. In the West wearing it is optional for most. But Trump obviously associates it with ISIS and Al-Queda...

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Editor condemned to death by beheading

In the early hours of this morning the editor of this newspaper was arrested because he permitted publication in yesterday's edition a story detailing the introduction of Sharia Law into Australia. The article was deemed to be 'offensive to Islam' by...

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Australia introduces Sharia Law

The Australian Minister for Culture and Law, Ms Marjory Daw, yesterday announced that Sharia (Islamic) Law will now be part of the Australian legal system. She added, "In response to an unprecedented demand, Sharia Law will be introduced into Austral...

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Woman stoned to death for adultery

Yesterday, at The Grand Mosque in Canberra, Australia, a woman was stoned to death for allegedly being caught committing adultery with an unnamed man. The woman, known to us only as Sharia, was allegedly caught in a compromising situation with the ma...

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Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Funny story: Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Coming off what he describes as a "huge success" in Trump University, Donald Trump held a ribbon cutting ceremony inaugurating his next education venture, "Trump Madrasa," and describes it as "a fabulous initiative" to have muslims self-identify and...

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Oklahoma Lawmakers Keep Exorcism Legal

Funny story: Oklahoma Lawmakers Keep Exorcism Legal

In a victory for religious libertarians, Oklahoma has passed the Family Religion And Re-Education Act, designed to keep exorcism, the casting out of demons, legal. Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern sponsored the legislation that protects family and...

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Heaven Running out of Virgins

Funny story: Heaven Running out of Virgins

With war raging in the Middle East and terror attacks happening with greater frequency all over the world, heaven is starting to run out of virgins. According to the Koran, every Jihadist who dies is promised 72 virgins, but ever since the Syrian civ...

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Theresa May: "We must Engage with the Moderate Homosexual Community"

Apparently, because Theresa May is from the Conservative Party, she has the dispiriting responsibility of reluctantly assimilating individuals in a rather more blunt and crude way than Labour or Lib Dems. So she has sworn to "engage with the moderate homosexual community," in order to ensure that gay people do not cause any more "chaos, subversion and aesthetic terrorism." As a Conservative,...

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Grover Norquist - "I am not, nor have I ever been a Muslim"

I meet Grover Norquist on a bustling Friday morning at an unassuming coffee shop in the D.C. suburb of Georgetown. A member of the NRA board of directors, he's an intelligent, well spoken man who meets me with a hearty handshake and a greeting of "God is great". Immediately launching into attack mode, he is highly critical of those who he says have tried to "assassinate" his character as o...

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And Here Are The News Headlines

Funny story: And Here Are The News Headlines

"Ebola could yet spread to the West", warns Sierra Leone doctor. 8,000 dead so far in that region. Israel is on the brink of an all-out war with Lebanon's Hezbollah that may drag other regions in the Middle East into the conflict. North Korea t...

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Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Funny story: Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Radical Islamists are furious following the ritual posthumous baptism of their Prophet at the Tabernac' of the Jesus Christ Church of Lit Saints, Dude (LSD-Moron) in Salt Lick City, which reportedly took place in a service this past Sunday afternoon.

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Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

Funny story: Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

A tape recording of a private conversation between President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and visiting Pope Francis has been smuggled out of Turkey. Released on the internet only last night, it is already causing severe embarrassment to all concerned. Th...

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Israelis and Palestinians Finally Agree On Something........Unfortunately.

The UN Council, sick of the never ending strife in Israel between the Jews and the Arabs, came up with a novel idea for mediating a lasting truce. They employed Buddhists to act as peacekeepers. The Buddhist faith, probably among the most peaceful of any of the earthly religions, emphasizes tolerance, good will and understanding as its most important virtues. The UN high council members thought...

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Palestinians to Convert to Judaism; Arab-Israeli conflict ends

Funny story: Palestinians to Convert to Judaism; Arab-Israeli conflict ends

RAMALLAH, WEST BANK ----- Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has declared his intention to have all Palestinians convert to Judaism. In a press conference on Wednesday, Abbas decried the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict. "What has seventy ye...

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