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Funny story: A Golfer Shoots 3 Holes-in-One in One Round

A Golfer Shoots 3 Holes-in-One in One Round

KILLARNEY, Ireland - A 69-year-old retired fishing net salesman, named McVey McSweeney, who said he hadn’t played golf in 13 years, accomplished an astonishing feat. “Old Mackie”, as the lads at the Draggin’ Dragon Pub call him, was playing at the...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

Conor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation

In what's expected to be criticised as a pointless, ridiculous and, frankly, meaningless piece of nonsense, it's been announced that Conor McGregor, the MMA and UFC bloke, has developed a variant strain of the Coronavirus. The Irishman has been to...

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Funny story: Ireland Says That Due To The Coronavirus, Anyone Caught Kissing The Blarney Stone Will Be Arrested on The Spot

Ireland Says That Due To The Coronavirus, Anyone Caught Kissing The Blarney Stone Will Be Arrested on The Spot

CORK, Ireland – Irish officials are taking the Coronavirus very seriously, as evidenced by a newly-written proclamation which, if violated, will cause the violator or violators to be taken into custody. The Blarney Stone Coalition of Dublin stated...

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Funny story: Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump announced in a tweet early Thursday morning that he would be deploying troops to various spots around the world due to a top-secret emergency. Some of the locations include Mumbai, India, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, M...

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Funny story: Brexit now infecting every aspect of our lives complain British public

Brexit now infecting every aspect of our lives complain British public

Much like explosive diarrhoea, Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving. It now appears to be infecting the most benign conversations. Every day, domestic drudgery and water-cooler moments are new opportunities for Brexiteers and Remainers to sling mu...

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Funny story: Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

Man Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still

A man who saw a YouTube clip of the Irish dance extravaganza, 'Riverdance' was so impressed by the performances of the dancers, that he could not keep his feet still afterwards. Moys Kenwood, 55, watched the spectacle 'mesmerised', unable to look...

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Funny story: Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'

Man "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'

A man watched the first ten minutes of so-called 'comedy laughter show' 'Mrs. Brown's Boys' at the weekend, before he was forced to turn it off, so diabolically unfunny was it. Watching the tripe on the recommendation of his half-sister's husband,...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...

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Funny story: Leprechauns to control inner-Irish border

Leprechauns to control inner-Irish border

Brussels chief negotiator Michel Barnier and UK Prime Minister Theresa May have at last broken the deadlock in the Irish border issue. Brexit Minister, David Davis, has conjured up a new proposal which has been welcomed and approved by his counterpar...

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Funny story: Leprechaun abortion parties to end in Ireland

Leprechaun abortion parties to end in Ireland

For many years, remote villages in Ireland have held a dark secret. It is illegal for a human doctor to perform an abortion, but there is no law against leprechauns carrying out the dangerous operation. Two or three times a year in each village, hidd...

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Funny story: Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Irish Jihadists jailed for traffic terrorism

Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court. Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival,...

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Funny story: The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

The Viral Broadcast That's Changing the World.

Young Francis Muldoon was a strange little boy. He lived in a village in County Tipperary Ireland called Ballytohellnback. His father was a turnip farmer who also reared sheep and his mother worked as a maid at the local parish church of St. Patrick...

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Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...

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Funny story: PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring

The Irish and British have been at each other's throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft endless circle-jerk of meaningless con...

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Funny story: EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

Dublin, Ireland - The Irish government has been ordered to seize billions of dollars in spurious new taxes from US tech giant Apple. A Chapter Eleven bankruptcy plot by departing EU Competition (sic) Commissioner Joaquín Almunia designed to ward o...

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Funny story: Irish fighting mad over pub closing

Irish fighting mad over pub closing

RUB-A-DUB-DUBLIN, IRELAND, THE EMERALD ISLE -- Oil Can Mary's, a popular pub in Rub-a-Dub-Dublin's gay district, has been closed "until further notice," an act that has enraged the establishment's regular patrons. "Two micks are killed, and I have...

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Funny story: England Win World Cup Of Smugness!

England Win World Cup Of Smugness!

Even with theIr football team facing an early exit from the World Cup, the English are celebrating a comfortable triumph at the World Cup of Smugness. With England creating more smug bastards per square mile than any other country in the world by...

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