China, Russia, and Iran are all officially considered democracies and all have elected presidents, just like the European nations. Isn't that great? The three have now joined in a new "democratic bloc" and are currently conducting naval exercises…
Nobody likes China. It’s just not easy being a totalitarian state anymore … not without being loved. So China went to Iran and Saudi Arabia and made them join hands for a photo op. (Two days later, they were back to fighting.) No one knew that…
Iranian mullahs don’t like that the people of Iran don’t want to listen to their long boring diatribes about religion and how evil Israel and America are. So to win back the hearts and minds and souls of the Iranian rebellious population, the mull…
Women and girls can’t get an education in Afghanistan. Well, what did you think would happen? These people are extreme religious nutbars. Religion always makes people crazy. Prove me wrong, and please do so without shoving your ridiculous “holy”…
Ah yeah, this is DJ Salaama-Bama bringing you all the hits across the Muslim world, and here is the latest, coming straight outa Iran, bitches, it’s – “Pump up the J.A.A.M., pump it up, pumpitpumpitpumpit!” “ Jihad those mullahs, ladies from I…
The world is weird and sometimes wonderful. (There is very little comedy, but perhaps some Orwellian satire – yes, it comes in many forms – in this piece.) China’s creation of the Covid virus may be its undoing. After all, most communist countries…
Police broke up a frisbee plate throwing swarming recently, outside of the Iranian Parliament, attributed to a group of women calling themselves "Head Butts". "Why head butts?", asked one bewildered reporter. "Several reasons", piped in anoth…
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair … damn hippies! What would Richard Millhouse (D’oh!) Nixon think? Hair isn’t for protesting – the hairless have spoken. During the Age of Aquarius, the hippies grew their hair as a rebellion against th…
The strict Muslim countries might show the world. (Holy irony, batman!) Women in Iran are sick and tired and bringing the pain to the men who rule them with an iron boot heel. Some women in Afghanistan must have seen their Iranian counterparts and…
Iran is soon to offer American girls and women a safe place to have abortions without religious politicians and law-makers trying to turn them into criminals. Of course, nothing comes free. If an American woman or girl comes to Iran for her aborti…
The USA is pissed off! And when that elephant in the room gets angry, it stomps the terra and everybody feels every thump. What is it now? [Sigh.] The women of Iran are burning their hijabs and having a lovely protest, and are accompanied by me…
Three fascist dictators gathered in Iran. They were an Iranian, a Russian and a Turk. I feel a joke approaching. The Russian said he was the best dictator (or dick, I don’t want to type all those letters; I’m such a literary dick) of them all sinc…
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Toyota Corporation has just developed the new, state-of-the-art military Patton 17 Tank Cycle X. The new military war machine was tested out recently in Iran against Isis soldiers who ran for the hills (or rather…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reputable source within the White House informed Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo, of a flotilla of seven Iranian cargo ships that are sailing towards Venezuela. The insider, who uses the clandestin…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Transporting Wile E Biden and the Trump Runner from the friendly confines of the Sonoran Desert to a deserted tarmac outside Tehran was not easy. Promises of being supplied with the advanced ACME ANTI-GRAVITY ANVIL WITH NUCLEAR C…
Donald Trump was referred to as a Little Weenie for not conceding, and insisting he won the election, which he did not win. So, what is a Weenie? More specifically, what is a Little Weenie? According to a Google search (one need not go any further…
US President Donald Trump affirmed today he had clear evidence Russia, Iran and Mars were interfering with the 2020 election. Speaking this morning at a campaign stop in South Bend, Indiana, the GOP leader said the FBI had presented him with proo…
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