An retired chambermaid from Swansea, Wales, who has been identified as Alexa Midge Goldengoo, 87, had admitted to using 909 fake user names. Some of her fake names include ImpostorIgor, ScammerFairy, HoaxHomer, KKKKarenKunt, PhoneyBaloney, FakeFuc…
My computer asked me the other day if I was human. And then it gave me a test for me to prove myself human. I took a pen and a piece of paper and scribbled a test for the computer for it to prove to me that it was a computer. It refused to take…
BERLIN, Germany - (Satire News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed that the popular sexually explicit adult website known as F*ck.sex is the most popular adult website in all of Europe. The site recently received the coveted…
A website that you ordered something from three months still wants your feedback. The shoelaces that you bought once, and have not thought about since, arrived quickly and were well packaged, but the website is so needy that it needs your approval…
Logging onto an old email, I receive this: “To fight spam and abuse, please verify that you are not a robot”. I am then shown a picture of a fire hydrant and am asked to identify all the traffic lights. Wha? The Hal-9000 is on its way! Do compu…
Andy, you know Andy? That bloke with no surname? Thinks he is Cher or Madonna, or Pele, one of those famous people with no need for a surplus surname. Anyway, he has been critical on a micro news website, again. Obviously, we may well be stereotyp…
Outraged Welsh biscuit lover Dai Jestif claims big business is stealing millions through internet biscuit scams. “It was only when the computer started malfunctioning that it occurred to me. You see, every time you go to a site it asks you to acc…
The first man ever to die whilst suffering fools gladly has died, aged 41. Gerald Footspa, 41, of Ipswich, Suffolk, had dedicated his entire life to the unique pursuit of suffering fools gladly, by suffering as many fools as possible, without any…
There was an outcry among certain sectors of social media this week at the announcement that Mr Potato Head would be changing his name to Potato Head. Right wing commentator Ben Whiner said, "I can't believe it. Mr Potato Head was like a father fi…
A teacher who was unavoidably late for his lesson was ultimately forced to 'cut some corners' this morning whilst getting dressed, and ended up by having to teach his students whilst wearing only his underpants. The teacher cannot be named for 'le…
There was consternation earlier today, when, quite without warning, and totally unexpectedly, a man who was using his phone to browse the internet received a notification that amounted to a: 'Data Usage Warning' Recovering from the initial shoc…
In his book, 'Overconnected', author Bill Davidow claims that, far from taking generations, and hundreds of years, for the human brain to adapt to changes in the world we live in, it can do so in a very short space of time, and, possibly, within our…
A man who says he is incensed at the way modern-day society has become a "slave to technology", with seemingly everything controlled by the internet, has announced that he is determined to halt this process, and make the 'world wide web' a thing of t…
(Elgin, Illinois) Since its founding in 1998, WebMD has been a valuable medical website to educate its visitors on a myriad of health-related topics. From learning about Morgellons Disease to understanding if your body is low on Hyaluronic Acid, WebM...
The village of Chaffinch St Cock has been quieter than usual this week, thanks to the pandemic lockdown. That is, until this morning, when it saw Britain's first internet riots. The small settlement lost internet service on Saturday afternoon due...
US officials have confirmed the internet will be shut down. Director of US internet relations, James Chadwick, has said, "All internet comes from China, and to help keep a virtual virus from spreading, a complete shutdown of the internet will occ...
Jesus once said, "The porn you will always have with you." He was right. In fact, porn is multiplying faster than the loaves and fishes. Last year more than 5.5 billion hours of porn were consumed on Pornhub, the world’s largest porn gallery (Pornhub...
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