It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his pre…
Marriages where one of the couples shits the bed, are more likely to end in divorce, says a study I made up off the top of my head today. Divorce rates worldwide have soared over the last 20 years, but it's amongst the bedshitting community that s...
New York - The octogenarian artist is being sued over intellectual property rights to her latest line of geriatric sanitary wear by rival designers who allege plagiarism and, er, 'taking the piss'. Ono's super-absorbent incontinence pads were laun...
In their last act on Friday before adjourning for the weekend, the United States Senate ratified a bill already passed by the House of Representatives. The new law, called the American Incontinence Act of 2010, now goes to President Obama for his si...
This summer, Rock and Roll fans will again be defecating on the grass at Max Yasgur's dairy farm in Bethel New York, but this time it'll be in adult diapers!! Promoters announced that blood will once again be squeezed from the precious stone that...
Multinational drug giant Pfizzier have been searching for the next big drug, and believe that they have found it. The new drug, with the chemical name Codafil-dioxymethyl, is due to go on sale after extensive trials have proven it safe and effect...
WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama said the "pee-pee factor (is) up," among the "bed-wetters" among the political analysts. And speaking of anal, "the pucker factor has really tightened," said White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs, speak...
After the recent infamous 'farting on-air' incident at the Buick Open, world number 1 golfer Tiger Woods was at it again today, when a training ground incident saw him involved in another ugly mess. Woods was out practising his driving, when, all...
President Barack Obama, firmly pointed his finger at his critics and blamed his recent plunge in popularity polls to incessant "bed wetting" amongst his House and Senate leaders. "Let me make this clear, scrap that, LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEA...
Ulrika Jonsson has launched an emotional plea for people to stop mocking her after she revealed deeply personal and embarrassing revelation that she is suffering from LAI (Light Adult Incontinence) following the birth of her four children. This means...
Brad Pitt has reportedly revealed to his back stabbing Doctor (who sold us this report for three trillion dollars, and to Hello! for 16 zillion) that Angelina Jolie has developed an incontinence problem. 'It's terrible' Brad reportedly told the Do...
San Francisco/Liberal Rag - House Speaker and Demagogue Nancy Pelosi today blamed a medical condition for her pissy comments on Capitol Hill which alienated almost any rational thinking American. Speaking from her San Francisco estate, Del Monte M...
A new study in New Zealand has discovered, quite by accident, an almost total cure for incontinence.
(Hollywood, CA) A long anticipated reunion movie of the popular television series The Golden Girls was halted when all four stars of the show found it difficult to get through shooting without soiling themselves.
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