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Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?

Funny story: Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?

With the games drudging past the half way mark, the international enthusiasm for everyone's favorite team is starting to wane, which has our sports reporter asking this very important question: Do the winter Olympics suck a large steaming dog turd?...

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The Torvill and Dean Skate Way To Wictory at Olympics

Funny story: The Torvill and Dean Skate Way To Wictory at Olympics

The dancing duet, The Torvill and Dean from Grand Britain, wins golden medal for the dancing on the slippery ice competition at Olympics. The Torvill - the fat man-shaped one - said she was "wery happy". The Dean said something our interpreter...

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ABC's New Reality Show 'Skating With The Stars' Lays A Big, Gigantic Snow Ball!

Funny story: ABC's New Reality Show 'Skating With The Stars' Lays A Big, Gigantic Snow Ball!

HOLLYWOOD - The new reality show Skating With The Stars is filmed just down the hallway from Dancing With The Stars, but apparently no one knows how to get there. The show which is based on the British show Dancing On Ice premiered in last place a...

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Katy Perry gets cold feet

Funny story: Katy Perry gets cold feet

Singer Katy Perry - soon to be wed to long haired television personality Russell Brand has reportedly told how she has started to get cold feet. VERY cold feet. An inside source says that now the wedding is getting closer, Katy has been putting m...

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Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic Ice Dancing Finale!

Funny story: Ivana Phuque Paired with Adam Lambert in Olympic Ice Dancing Finale!

The skating world was holding their collective breaths today with the announcement that Ice skating phenom Ivana Phuque and American Idol Adam Lambert were stepping out of their respective personas to appear as the final act at the Olympics to celeb...

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Adam Lambert 'overwhelmed' with Emotion after Watching Male Figure Skaters at Olympics!

Funny story: Adam Lambert 'overwhelmed' with Emotion after Watching Male Figure Skaters at Olympics!

American Idol contestant, singer and fashion maven Adam Lambert said he was 'smitten' after watching allegedly male figure skaters compete in Vancouver in recent days. "Those boys really turned the ice skating fashion industry upside down," he sai...

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Ninja Zombie Sluts on Ice Opens In Town Next Month

Ninja Zombie Sluts on Ice, the newest production for the people who produce The Ice Capades, will open in town next week for a three day, five showing run. The show is directed by Ted Brockmeyer, the man responsible for "Disney Princesses on Ice," "...

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Small Woodland Creatures On Ice

Funny story: Small Woodland Creatures On Ice

Hard to credit it now, I know, but that first pilot of what became Small Woodland Creatures On Ice did point the way to the future of television. In an age when even the most sautéed couch potato was growing weary of the vainglorious and talentles...

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25 years on Jayne Torvill remembers Olympic Gold

On 4th February 1984 British ice skating duo Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean won the ice dance gold medal at the Winter Olympics in Sarajevo. Exactly twenty five years later Jayne was spotted hiding behind dark sunglasses in the bar at the Imp...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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