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Funny story: President Trump is Putting His Mississippi Beach House on The Market

President Trump is Putting His Mississippi Beach House on The Market

DELTA DAWN, Mississippi – (Satire News) – GOPicky magazine is reporting that the president has decided to sell his Mississippi beach house. He told writer Amos Soursuckle that, now that he will soon become John Q. Public, he is going to have to cu…

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Funny story: Tiger Woods' Career Is In The Sand Trap

Tiger Woods' Career Is In The Sand Trap

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Eldrick Tont Woods has been a pro golfer for 24 years. And in that time he has been at the very top of his game. But as they say, in baseball, fella, it’s time to hang up the cleats and put the crotch cup in th…

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Funny story: 57 Hurricanes, 83 Earthquakes, and 179 Wildfires, and Still President Trump Insists That There’s No Global Warming

57 Hurricanes, 83 Earthquakes, and 179 Wildfires, and Still President Trump Insists That There’s No Global Warming

ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – The 45th president spoke to a crowd of supporters and semi-supporters in the tiny town of Elephant Butt. And, right off the bat, he took a shot at the black Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Kamala Harr…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He is Cancelling The Republican National Convention Due to Possible Hurricanes

President Trump Says He is Cancelling The Republican National Convention Due to Possible Hurricanes

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News) – The Electoral College president has just announced that he has decided to cancel the RNC convention that was to have taken place in the pretty, hurricane-prone town of Jacksonville, Florida. POTUS said that the reaso…

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Funny story: Florida May Have To Close

Florida May Have To Close

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The governor of Florida has just announced that the Coronavirus pandemic has become so widespread, and so out-of-control, that he is thinking about closing the entire state. Gov. Ron DeSantis, said that he blames himself for...

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Funny story: President Trump Proclaims He Knows More Than the Weather Forecasters

President Trump Proclaims He Knows More Than the Weather Forecasters

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With hurricane season already here, it did not take the nation’s official leader long to chime in with his know-it-all knowledge. Trump actually called the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper and said that he has figured out a way in...

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Funny story: President Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama

President Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A close friend of an employee of Trump’s Dixie White House, said that the president has become totally obsessed with blaming everything he can on former president, Barack Obama. Trump’s latest deflecting strategy reportedly k...

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Funny story: Florida Officials Are Warning That Hurricane Season is Right Around The Corner

Florida Officials Are Warning That Hurricane Season is Right Around The Corner

TALLAHASSEE – As if the COVID-19 flu mess is not bad enough, officials with the Florida Hurricane Federation (FHF) are stating that the hurricane season is fast approaching. Experts with the FHF say that a damn hurricane is bad enough, but now tos...

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Funny story: The United States Navy Responds to the Rumor That Cruise Ships are Being Diverted to the Bermuda Triangle

The United States Navy Responds to the Rumor That Cruise Ships are Being Diverted to the Bermuda Triangle

ARLINGTON, Virginia - Reports from several of the nation’s leading newspapers, say that the world’s cruise lines are expressing great concern over the recent rumors coming out of the Swampland (aka D.C.) A representative for The Wonder Cruise Lin...

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Funny story: Trump Visit to Tornado-Torn Nashville Inflicts Second Natural Disaster in One Week

Trump Visit to Tornado-Torn Nashville Inflicts Second Natural Disaster in One Week

Following two devastating tornadoes that left parts of Nashville, Tennessee, in ruins, Donald Trump visited the still-dazed city, thereby inflicting the second natural disaster on the city in the space of one week. “Tornadoes are bad enough, but t...

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Funny story: Tropical Storm Humberto - A Danger To Young Girls

Tropical Storm Humberto - A Danger To Young Girls

Tropical Storm Humberto has gained strength overnight, and is likely to be reclassified as a hurricane this morning, according to a tweet posted just minutes ago by President Donald Trump. Mr Trump also stated that Hurricane Humberto would be a da...

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Funny story: Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

WASHINGTON DC - Democrats are certain that they now have the evidence to impeach President Trump, because of the NOAA weather map of Hurricane Dorian from August 29th. Every meteorologist and a former Canadian Prime Minister had 100% certainty that a...

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Funny story: Demand For Sharpies Soar After Trump Uses One to Move a Hurricane--Ticonderoga To Enter Market Also

Demand For Sharpies Soar After Trump Uses One to Move a Hurricane--Ticonderoga To Enter Market Also

Meteorologists, insurance executives, military officials, and first responders around the world are frantically purchasing Sharpies pens by the crate. Apparently, the arms race for Sharpies has been triggered by President Trump, when he used one to...

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Funny story: Alabama Gets Emergency Hurricane Funding

Alabama Gets Emergency Hurricane Funding

Montgomery, AL - Weeks after suffering the ills of Hurricane Dorian, the Governor of the State of Alabama asked for emergency funding to help it rebuild. In an emotional interview on 60 minutes, GOP Governor Kay Ivey could uttered only one word. "...

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Funny story: Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes

Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes

Pledging to help Americans and even Puerto Ricans remain calm in the face of the severe storms that are more and more frequently battering the United States for no particular reason, President Donald Trump promised to be the "eye" of present and futu...

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Funny story: Trump is Controlling Hurricane Dorian by Twitter Feed

Trump is Controlling Hurricane Dorian by Twitter Feed

Somewhere in Virginia, President Trump once again proved his power, as he informed the nation that he was keeping Hurricane Dorian under control via his executive powers and Twitter feed while golfing in Virginia. "I, the Chosen One, am doing my b...

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Funny story: Up To The Minute Hurricane Barry Coverage

Up To The Minute Hurricane Barry Coverage

The Gulf states have been preparing for the onslaught of yet another major storm set to impact the area. No strangers to these storms, citizens have been urged to heed the advice, warnings, and evacuation plans of officials and spokespeople, regardle...

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