HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors disclosed that a woman, who is employed as a Burger Bandit drive-thru window order-taker, has divulged that she was born with two vaginas. Cleo Yorkowitz, 27, told iRumor's Ling-Chow Rangoon that sh…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The man who is known as America’s #1 shock jock entertainer just stated on his radio show that Trump will end up wearing an orange jumpsuit, and sitting in the “Big House” by Easter Bunny Day. Howard said that he's…
MANHATTAN – (Sports Satire) - A well-known blonde pole dancer has revealed to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that she horizontally dilly-dallied with 13 professional basketball players, just within the past eight weeks. Jolene Butterwood, 24,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - For the past year, the former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, and the Queen of the Potomac, Melania Trump, have become very good friends. The two women have exchanged fudge recipes, make-up ideas, and even very…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - For many years now, Howard Stern has made it abundantly clear that he has a huge, gigantic crush on Trump’s oldest daughter, Ivanka. He recently told TMZ that, if he had the chance, he would be all over the tall, l…
HOLLYWOOD – (Movie Satire) - The latest actor to portray the Marvel superhero Captain America is Anthony “The Bro” Mackie, who just happens to be black. He recently spoke with Howard Stern, and expressed how thrilled he was at the fact that he had…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…
NEW YORK CITY – Donald Trump Jr. has pointed out that radio personality, Howard Stern, had once dressed as famous black trumpet player, Louis Armstrong, during Halloween, 27 years ago. The "Shock Jock" pointed out that Donnie Jr. had once dressed...
NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern, the “Shock Jock” who has never been shy about stating his beliefs, has told the Baltimore Implier-Journal newspaper that President “Agent Orange” needs to stop acting like a spoiled diva and resign for the good of the na...
NEW YORK CITY – Howard Stern and Piers Morgan recently met and talked about putting on a benefit to raise money for food stamp recipients. The two also talked about the New York Giants, Manchester United, and the gorgeously sultry Sofia Vergara.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -President Trump has always said that he is the most loyal person in the world. Radio shock jock, Howard Stern, stated that two ex-wives and a present wife would probably disagree with him quicker than the time it takes a gnat to...
NEW YORK CITY – It is no secret that, these days, there is no love lost between the shock jock and the Electoral College president. Howard Stern has said that “Cheeto Lips” has got to be the absolute worst president of all of the world leaders.
NEW YORK CITY – There was a time, not too long ago, when radio personality, Howard Stern, and President Trump were as close as scrotum balls. But then the wind shifted, and they had a flagrant falling out. And now, shock jock Stern says that it...
NEW YORK CITY – Alexa, Amazon’s personal virtual assistant, who came into being in 2014, has become tremendously popular, and has now been asked to step it up a notch. Alexa, who has been called everything from a voice interaction goddess to an in...
Trump Tower, NY Trump gave his 18th press conference in 4 days to announce more of his selections for his Cabinet. "Many people have remarked that many of my selections came from my old TV show, Celebrity Apprentice. Well, I was secretly trying a...
First Trump came for the Mexicans, calling them rapists, but in White Republican Households in the suburbs there are very few Mexicans. Then he came after African Americans but there are almost none in the households in question. Then he came after...
Like on most issues, Donald Trump seems to be confused about his views on the LGBT community. He indicates that he is opposed to same sex marriage, and in connection with Arianna Huffington's divorce from her bi-sexual husband he made snide remarks...
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