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Funny story: The Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans

The Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans

PHOENIX – (Sports News) – With a horrific record of 20-43, the Diamondbacks of Arizona are looking more like fishing worms than rattlesnakes. Thousands of fans have abandoned the Major League Baseball team, and are instead, watching reality shows…

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Funny story: The NFL Super Bowl Committee Divulges That Disease Experts Say The C-19 Virus Was Found in Hundreds of Hot Dogs

The NFL Super Bowl Committee Divulges That Disease Experts Say The C-19 Virus Was Found in Hundreds of Hot Dogs

TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Several members of the news media report that, according to disease experts, traces of the C-19 virus were found in hundreds of the hot dogs served at the Super Bowl game. Dr. Tarpetina Kappalino, with the Florida Fed…

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Funny story: Movie Theater CEOs Desperate For Business Are Now Offering Lap Dances

Movie Theater CEOs Desperate For Business Are Now Offering Lap Dances

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Executives with five major movie theater groups in the United States are stressed-out over the fact that no one is going out to movie theaters. The Herculean 14-Movie Theater Complex, in Cleveland, reported that, last w…

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Funny story: FOX News To Present Hot Dog Vendor Exclusive

FOX News To Present Hot Dog Vendor Exclusive

President Donald Trump has given a huge thumbs-up to FOX news, who, responding to the return of major sport, are to present an in-depth and undercover report into the merits of various hot dog vendors at different sporting venues in the US. Trump,…

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Funny story: Joey “The Stud” Chestnut Easily Captures The Annual Nathan’s Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest

Joey “The Stud” Chestnut Easily Captures The Annual Nathan’s Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest

BROOKLYN, New York – Joey Chestnut won his 13th straight Nathan's Famous July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest, as he put away a grand total of 75 hot dogs in only 10 minutes. Joey says that he warms up by eating a quart of strawberry Jello which he…

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Funny story: George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...

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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The man who calls himself The Toughest Sheriff in The United States has just announced a possible business venture. Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is considered to be Governor Jan Brewer's staunchest supporter and rumor...

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