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Funny story: Trump Denies That He Bought Girlfriend Hope Hicks a House in The Hamptons

Trump Denies That He Bought Girlfriend Hope Hicks a House in The Hamptons

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has put out that DJT (Trump) recently purchased a home for his former chief adviser/girlfriend Hope Hicks in the ritzy-as-the-dickens the Hamptons. Trump, as usual used his same old excuse,…

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Funny story: An Ex-Mar-a-Lago Employee Has Photographs of Donald Trump Playing With Himself

An Ex-Mar-a-Lago Employee Has Photographs of Donald Trump Playing With Himself

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle, with The National Rumblings News Agency stated that one of Trump’s personal masseuses told her that Trump has decided to dedicate himself to just three of his girlfriends; Maria Bartiromo, Marjorie…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Wants To Have Trump’s Baby

Hope Hicks Wants To Have Trump’s Baby

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The rumors swirling around Baltimore are that former White House aide to the one-term president Donald John Trump, Hope Hicks, has confided to her hairdresser that she wants to have DJT’s baby in the worst way. One has…

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says She Wants Donald Trump To Stop Texting Her

Monica Lewinsky Says She Wants Donald Trump To Stop Texting Her

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The most famous White House intern in history has told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she wants for the former disgraced president, Donald J. Trump to stop texting her and telling her that she has the sweetest, most…

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Funny story: Trump’s Hair Stylist Says That DJT Told Him That He Regrets Not Having Appointed Himself King

Trump’s Hair Stylist Says That DJT Told Him That He Regrets Not Having Appointed Himself King

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s long-time hairstylist Francois "FiFi" Flambeau, recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and revealed that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania, confided to him that he really and truly regrets…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Word coming out of Mar-a-Lago is that Mrs. Donald Trump is one extremely pissed off Slovenian. According to one of the Mar-a-Lago maids, who did not want her name revealed, Mela, as the hired help calls her, b…

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Funny story: Trump Finally, Finally, Finally, Admits That He Lost The Election

Trump Finally, Finally, Finally, Admits That He Lost The Election

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump flew into Baltimore to get a root canal done. And as he was leaving the dentist’s office, he was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo, if he is ever going to admit that he lost the presidential el…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell’s Birthday Gift To Donald J. Trump Will Surprise You

Mitch McConnell’s Birthday Gift To Donald J. Trump Will Surprise You

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell surprised his BFF and part-time boyfriend Donald Johnny Trump with a very appropriate birthday gift. McConnell, who looks like a cross between a Galapagos turtle…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Will Soon Be Releasing A Very Revealing Tell-All Book on Her Donaldo

Melania Trump Will Soon Be Releasing A Very Revealing Tell-All Book on Her Donaldo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Rumorland News, the former first lady, Melania Trump, 51, reveals lots of embarrassing details about her husband, in her upcoming tell-all book titled, “No One Knows Donaldo Like I Do – The Damn Truth Abou…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Admits That Trump Did Not Have The Coronavirus – It Was Just a Ploy to Get People To Feel Sorry For Him

Rudy Giuliani Admits That Trump Did Not Have The Coronavirus – It Was Just a Ploy to Get People To Feel Sorry For Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has confirmed Rudy Giuliani’s story that Trump actually faked having the COVID-19 virus. Old Bug-Eyed Rudy told BBN that he, Ted Cruz, and Sara “Sponge Cake” Huckabee Sanders concocted the whole d…

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Funny story: Twitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine

Twitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The man that the Twitter world knows as “The Tweet Creep” has been hit with a gigantic fine by Twitter Inc. An attorney for Twitter stated that the President had been warned, on many occasions, to refrain from posti…

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Funny story: A White House Maid Says Trump is Stealing Dishes, Silverware, Towels, and Toilet Paper

A White House Maid Says Trump is Stealing Dishes, Silverware, Towels, and Toilet Paper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has stated that the White House senior maid, Shontella du Pompidou, has said that the President is starting to steal lots and lots of White House property. Du Pompidou, 51, who recently married a m…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Thinking of Resigning

President Trump Is Thinking of Resigning

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Breaking news coming out of D.C. confirms that President Donald Trump is seriously considering resigning. Vox Populi reports that a source close to Melania Trump stated that POTUS has finally had his fill of CNN,…

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Funny story: Texts From The Famous & Infamous – (12-11-20)

Texts From The Famous & Infamous – (12-11-20)

The following text messages were compiled by Tittle Tattle Tonight's senior reporter, Pico de Gallo. De Gallo graduated Summa Cum Okra from The Doc Holliday School of Dentistry, in Tombstone, Arizona. He is presently writing a trivia book titled, 'Wh…

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Funny story: An Extremely Delusional Trump Says He Plans To Continue With His Campaign Hate Rallies

An Extremely Delusional Trump Says He Plans To Continue With His Campaign Hate Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider told GOPicky Magazine that he has never seen the President looking sadder than he is now looking. The staffer revealed that POTUS is spending most of his time in the White House bunker, surr…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Says The President Has Texted Her 291 Times Since The Election Polls Closed on Tuesday

Hope Hicks Says The President Has Texted Her 291 Times Since The Election Polls Closed on Tuesday

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider, who is very close to Trump’s chief adviser, and reputed inamorata, Hope Hicks, claims that Hicks said that the president is extremely depressed and may end up hurting himself. Hicks reveale…

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Funny story: Many News Agencies Are Reporting That Most of The White House Staff Members Are Already Starting to Pack

Many News Agencies Are Reporting That Most of The White House Staff Members Are Already Starting to Pack

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many of the nation's news agencies are saying that most of President Trump’s staff are clearly seeing the writing on the wall, and are already starting to pack. They say the staffers want to get ahead of the let’…

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