No one wants to visit Hong Kong. The tourism industry is hurting so bad they’re giving free plane tickets to anyone who wants to come. Why won’t the world visit Chinese territory? Don’t they want to see the wonders of China – the fast trains, the…
The fascist dick-tater of China known as Shi-Ding-Dong arrived in Hong Kong to avow his reign of terror over whatever remaining Hong Kong people are left. “I promise you I will never let you know democracy – as you did under British rule – ever ag…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says he has had it with China thinking that they can fly over US states like Oregon, Hawaii, Montana, and Alaska. In a statement that made it abundantly clear, POTUS told the Chinese leader Xi Jin…
HONG KONG – (Satire News) - The Republic of China is fast becoming the Japan of the electronics business world. Electronics experts in Hong Kong have just invented a television antenna that can be worn on one’s head. The antenna only weighs 13…
HONG KONG – The Chinese Press is reporting that a restaurant in Hong Kong put up a sign stating that blacks cannot enter the eatery. A lawyer representing former NBA basketball player, LeShontay Maypole, said that he and his wife, LaQuaneesha, tri...
The Chinese government have made an official statement to declare that nothing is happening in Hong Kong. The short written statement simply said "Hong Kong velly calm. The peopre are so happy to be a part of China." A spokesman agreed to speak to...
One of the leaders of the Hong Kong protests, Jimmy Sham, has been taken to hospital after suffering a hammer attack, and being left in the street, covered in blood. Several witnesses said the attacker looked "a bit like a canine Kung Fu exponent…
The crisis in Hong Kong deepened still further today as the island's leader, Carrie Lam, having been forced to abandon her policy address when members of parliament disrupted her speech and drowned out her voice with heckling, took the most drastic a...
Protesters who have surrounded the central police headquarters in Hong Kong "will get to air their views, and a satisfactory solution will be reached", say the oppressive and deadly authorities in China. The protesters have been calling for an ext...
France has declared itself the Nr 1 exporter of spuds to ex-UK colony, Hong Kong. The Hong Kong public are now enjoying French spuds turned into to chilly crisps because Brit spuds are too expensive and filled with black eyes! The latest EU deal w...
Hong Kong - Poor bastard had to be tranquilized with a police riot-issue stun gun before being carted off to wild hog rehab. Weighing 200lbs and covered in ticks the Sus Scrofa or Sino-Eurasian wild swine had crashed through a Hong Kong clothes s...
At the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, in 2012, demonstrators and others were kept inside of a wire pen, which was classified as the approved "free speech zone." And police officers herded protestors and press into the huge cage.
A famous pepper spray incident occurred on November 18, 2011, during an Occupy movement demonstration at the University of California, Davis. After asking the protesters to leave, University police pepper sprayed a group of demonstrators as they were...
The hundreds of thousands of demonstrators against the Chinese refusal to allow free presidential elections in Hong Kong have evoked a negative response among U.S. students. Although most of the Hong Cong protestors are students and have much in com...
HONG KONG - The republic of China, in its neverending quest to find ways to save money, has just hit upon an excellent idea. They have decided that they will stop printing Chinese phone books in order to save billions of dollars a year. A repre...
HONG KONG - China's national news agency, The Rick Shaw, is reporting that the Chinese government is in the process of recalling 17 million chopsticks. A spokesperson for The Rick Shaw stated that the problem with the chopsticks lies in the fact t...
Presidents Obama and Putin have flown to an undisclosed location (rumored to be Club Mephistopheles in Hong Kong) for a secret meeting on the Edward Snowden problem. Carefully located surveillance (audio and optics) within this nightclub, plus co...
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