In the wake of continuing revelations regarding sexual abuse by priests and growing antipathy toward its pro-life/anti-choice stance on abortion, the struggling Catholic Church, unable to sustain a full staff, has laid off the Holy Spirit, long consi...
May 31, 2015
3 minutes after Vespers
Written on my iPhone
Sent by email to the website, "PrayersGalore.universe
Dear Holy Spirit,
Yesterday I prayed to Jesus, God, Mary, St. Dominick the thin, Mother Doris,and Nun Kolodnic. I asked for wisdom, guidance, truth, clarity, and a bagel with cream cheese.
I hope you are not offended that I didn't include you in my prayers. It wasn't an...
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