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Funny story: A Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus Clown Is Fired When It's Learned He's An Ex-Guatemalan Drug Cartel Hitman

A Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus Clown Is Fired When It's Learned He's An Ex-Guatemalan Drug Cartel Hitman

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In one of the most unusual stories to come down the Pike, BuzzFuzz is reporting that a very popular clown who has been with the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus for 9 years has just been let go. Ike Rack…

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Funny story: New CrowdHit Site let's You Crowdfund And Advertise For Contract Killers

New CrowdHit Site let's You Crowdfund And Advertise For Contract Killers

A disturbing new website CrowdHit.com is online and it's been called the Uber for contract killers. CrowdHit lets people post and crowdfund a contract to have someone killed, then professional or other killers for hire can browse the website and pick...

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Funny story: London axeman disgusted by 'discriminatory' Goldman Sachs career opportunities

London axeman disgusted by 'discriminatory' Goldman Sachs career opportunities

London - A mystery axeman sought for the 1987 hit on a London private eye** has voiced his disgust at a US banker's comments about discriminatory career path opportunities at Goldman Sachs. Speaking via an anonymous VOIP link self-styled professio...

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Funny story: Interview with "Hitman's" Scriptwriter

Interview with "Hitman's" Scriptwriter

A sequel to the blockbuster "Hitman" starring Timothy Olyphant as Agent 47 has just finished filming. Our film editor Les Mitty interviewed co-author Tex Grabbit for this month's edition of The Ego. Les found Tex alone by his swimming pool in Los Angeles. A big cigar-smoking man in his fifties wearing a face that had lived a dozen lives, the celebrated scriptwriter lazed in a low whicker cha...

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