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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Actually Controlled by Alien Hemorrhoid

Rupert Murdoch Actually Controlled by Alien Hemorrhoid

In a rare bout of toilet humor, in an interview with the Australia News Weekly, Rupert Murdoch says that he isn’t the one who uses his media outlet to spread right-wing propaganda to the world to try and “Make Fascism Fun Again” (MFFA), it’s somethin…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Become The Spokesperson For Preparation H

Donald Trump To Become The Spokesperson For Preparation H

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Madison Avenue is that the Preparation H Corporation has just signed the twice-impeached, one-term former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to be the official face of Preparation H. A spoke…

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Funny story: Trump Says He Hates Mitch McConnell and Bill Barr More Than He Hates His Hemorrhoids

Trump Says He Hates Mitch McConnell and Bill Barr More Than He Hates His Hemorrhoids

NORWEGIAN WOOD, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Donald Trump spoke before a crowd of 17, in the parking lot of the local Walmart. He told the crowd of shoppers that he will never ride off into the sunset the way losers like Marco Rubio, Carly Fiorina,…

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Funny story: Hemorrhoids Cases On The Rise, As Folks Sitting Around On Their Arses All Day Long

Hemorrhoids Cases On The Rise, As Folks Sitting Around On Their Arses All Day Long

Hemorrhoids, or 'piles' as they are more lovingly known, are on the increase, it's been claimed, and it's all down to the excessive amount of lounging around people are doing during the lockdown for the deadly Coronavirus. Hemorrhoids - sometimes...

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Funny story: Kim Jong un Is The New Face Of Anusal Pile Ointment

Kim Jong un Is The New Face Of Anusal Pile Ointment

In a break from the usual pile ointment stereotypes such as John Gudman or Robbie Coaltraine, North Korean leader, Kim Jong un has been awarded the coveted Anusal haemorrhoid advertising contract. The handsome leader is initially contracted to st...

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Funny story: Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

About 1,000 haemorrhoids big enough to cause catastrophic damage if they hit Earth are orbiting relatively nearby, a NASA survey shows. In a project known as SmellySpaceguard, the U.S. space agency was ordered by Congress in 1998 to find 90 percen...

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