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Funny story: Canadian Balloon Man Arrested - Disney Brings Copyright Charges

Canadian Balloon Man Arrested - Disney Brings Copyright Charges

In a scene reminiscent of Disney's film Up, a Canadian man was yesterday spotted flying over Calgary sitting in a garden chair supported by multi-coloured helium party balloons. In fact it was so reminiscent of Up that once he parachuted to safety h...

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Funny story: Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just made the scientific news media aware of a very interesting discovery. According to satellite photos that were taken this past week, the planet Saturn, which is the sixth planet from the sun, ha...

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Funny story: Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Co behind Syrian mass hypochondria

Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Co behind Syrian mass hypochondria

New York - UN substance abuse inspectors have identified a whiff of something toxic coming out of a charity supplying recreational helium to the Syrian Arab Republic. The not-for-prophet Blair-Putin Laughing Gas Company is being investigated for w...

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Funny story: Inventions that should be invented but won't be

Inventions that should be invented but won't be

In part four of this series, we continue our look at inventions that will probably never be invented, but should be. Invention One: Jiffy Bags with the bubbles filled with helium instead of nitrogen. This is a similar idea to filling car tyres with helium in an attempt to reduce weight that we saw last week. The biggest plus point with this particular approach, in that postage is very e...

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Funny story: Polish Military Scientists Build Helium Bomb

Polish Military Scientists Build Helium Bomb

Polish Miitary Scientists have been working since the break up of the Soviet Union to build their own "weapons of mass destruction" and have finally succeeded with the creation of a Helium bomb. Poland's Foreign Minister, Lech Snotchowski, said that...

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