Showing:

Funny satire stories about Heat wave

Try another search?

Funny story: The US Bureau of Weather Has Just Condemned Death Valley Because of The Extreme Heat

The US Bureau of Weather Has Just Condemned Death Valley Because of The Extreme Heat

DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – In an unprecedented decision, the US Bureau of Weather has just issued a directive condemning Death Valley. A spokeswoman for the USBW, stated that with the daily temperatures hitting the 160s, the agency…

Read full story
Funny story: Death Valley Temperatures Hit a Record-Setting 163 Degrees and The Sand Is Literally On Fire

Death Valley Temperatures Hit a Record-Setting 163 Degrees and The Sand Is Literally On Fire

DEATH VALLEY, California – (Satire News) – Veteran meteorologists are saying that they have never seen nothing like the hellacious heat wave that is blasting Death Valley. Accuweather forecaster Burton “Heat Index” Fitzfarmer, who has been in the…

Read full story
Funny story: Current Heat Wave Has Unprecedented Consequences

Current Heat Wave Has Unprecedented Consequences

Authorities across the state of Texas are becoming increasingly concerned by the alarming number of occurrences of spontaneous combustion. While the process of objects bursting into flames in the absence of a source for ignition is scientifically co...

Read full story
Funny story: In Order to Alleviate Major US Heat Wave, Obama to Borrow Money from China so US can pay them to make Wind Farms

In Order to Alleviate Major US Heat Wave, Obama to Borrow Money from China so US can pay them to make Wind Farms

As a major heat wave continues to engulf half of the continental United States and is predicted to last into August, US President Barack Obama, in a bid to end it, has proposed having wind farms placed throughout the southern half of the heat belt in...

Read full story
Funny story: 82 F Temperature soon to set Britain sizzling - Middlesbrough residents in frenzied shopping mode

82 F Temperature soon to set Britain sizzling - Middlesbrough residents in frenzied shopping mode

Brits are reeling (with excitement) over the recent news that temperatures will soon soar to as high as 82 F. People in Middlesbrough, especially residents of Berwick Hills, are rushing out to Primark, Matalan and other such high class boutiques...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more