CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Never in the history of Hate Illustrated Magazine has anyone ever received it’s "Most Hated Person of The Year" award more than once. But 75-year-old Donald John Trump now has the distinction of capturing that dubious tit…
Flying in the face of her general self-perception as an open-hearted, friendly person, Charlotte O'Ryan's hatred for a coworker she barely knows has forced her to face her darker side. "I know it's not fair to hate someone I've hardly even talked...
Called out on its signature slogan of “conquering all,” much-touted love has been accused of colonialism. Said Darrell Foster of Montana, “Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned self-determination? Love wants to have its hand in everything!”...
Leading Brexiteers have once again condemned the “elite agenda” and vowed to “fight this injustice” all the way to the European Court of Human Rights. Vincent Fuller, raging twonk, has been found guilty of attempted murder after thrusting a knife...
Facebook have bowed to public pressure and are to expand the 'Like This' button that has been ever present on their site, and has spread to just about every type of web site. "There are a number of times," said Mark Zuckerberg, "that you want to i...
Mobile, Alabama local guy, Jerry Dull ate out at a Chick fil A for the first time in his life and was stunned by how good it was. "I've never eaten out in my entire life", exclaimed Dull who was in the process of downing his 11th straight Chick fi...
A two year-long study completed by Cornell University's 'Bettelheim Group for SUPER-SUPER Loving Relationships' will appear in the March issue of 'The Journal of Love Me, Love You, Too,' the World's iconic medium for current research into why men and women and gays either relate or don't give a flying fart about one another. The Journal is published in 17 languages and even appears on newstands in...
The stench is overwhelming. Discarded empty Woodbine packs, Bisto and Bird's instant custard tins, Camp coffee bottles and a galaxy of once-glittering Cadbury's chocolate bar foils decorate an anniversary cake of human excrement - piled up over sixty-five years on the jungle floor. Testament to a life lost. Thrown away on the the dung-heap of misplaced patriotism and hatred. History is littere...
LONDON - According to sources close to your subconscious, co-worker Alan Roberts hates you deep down. The hatred, which is directly against you, for reasons unfathomable, has been boiling within the mind of Roberts ever since you got the promotion...
(Hate Group Monthly) - Several House Republicans are outraged that the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has added four groups to a nationwide database of colored pins on the map. This brings the number of hate groups in the U.S. even closer to t...
In view of the international condemnation resulting from plans to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of September 11, US Pastor Terry Jones, has suggested that he may be willing to compromise. 'We set out to make a statement', explained T...
The only message about religion which will not offend someone is Yes, silence. So I won't say anything about 12 million pounds of tax payers money being spent on the visit of the Pope. That might offend tax payers who, thankfully, do not agree with the Pope's views on contraception, women, gays and priests having to take vows which endanger young people. I won't say anything about a pas...
Terry Jones, aka honorary Doctor Terry Jones, claims that ever since he made the public announcement that he planned on burning several copies of the Muslim holy book, the Quran, on the anniversary of 9/11, he has been dogged by the media trying to m...
A US pastor who has organised a fund-raising book-burning event, says he is not "backing down" from plans to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of 9/11, despite international outrage. Terry Jones, of the Dove World Outreach Centre in Flor...
As inter-faith groups, the Vatican, politicians, Army generals and reasonable people all over the world question the sanity of the Florida idiot-preacher who is threatening to burn the Koran, the Chief God of Gods has now stepped into the debate.
In a not too surprising pair of coordinated press releases, Shirley Phelps-Rogers of Westboro Baptist Church and Rev. Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center today announced plans to merge into a single hate filled church of ignorant lunatics. The...
The Holy Scripture of Islam is the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran and the Hadith. The 1.5 billion Muslim people on Earth today are eagerly awaiting the return of their two Messiahs, the Hidden Imam and Jesus Christ. What the Muslim peopl...
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