Harvey Weinstein will soon be released from prison, but not due to good behavior or pulling political strings, but because Hollywood wants him to produce his own life story! “I’m Just A Lonely Boy: The Harvey Weinstein Story” will depict Harvey as…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a display of chivalry not seen since he defeated Hillary in 2016, Donald Trump was photographed wearing a replica of the cheap, polyester pink pantsuit that Hillary wore when she electrified her adoring followers by doing the R…
A French skunk has been found guilty on five hundred and forty-nine of six hundred possible counts: criminal sexual act in the first degree and rape in the third degree. He was found not guilty, though, of the most serious charges, of bestiality (two...
NEW YORK CITY – Now that disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, has been found guilty of sexual assault, he will be sentenced to prison. Weinstein spoke with a reporter for the New York Sun Observer, and said that he wants the judge to send him...
Harvey Weinstein, the former Hollywood movie producer who, on Monday, was convicted of rape and sexual assault at his trial in New York City, and now faces up to 25 years in jail, has already landed himself in hot water after allegedly fondling the t...
Justice has been served, or so it seems, in Harvey Weinstein's case. As the world rejoices at the fact that someone rich and powerful finally goes to prison, a Weinstein’s adviser, who insisted on remaining anonymous, believes there is still hope.
Should Donald Trump be given a pass and let voters decide because, gosh, it’s so close to the election, let the people decide? And besides, he’s promised not to cheat in the next election the way he cheated in the 2016 election. So let it go, why...
Taking a page out of the Donald Trump defense book, Harvey Weinstein is claiming executive privilege and is not allowing any former actresses, actors, anyone who auditioned for him, had dinner with him, gave him a massage, sat too close at a restaura...
Disgraced director Harvey Weinstein has been imprisoned in New York's Sweatbreak Prison for nearly two years, and is beginning to feel the heat. According to prison documents made public this week, Weinstein has made seven complaints about his tre...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gathering of fools, it is hard to beat The Three Stooges for harmless idiocy. So when the newest rendition of this slapstick threesome, who entertained kids at matinees back in the 50’s, was formed last year, there were many...
In preparation for the 2018 election, former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein moved his personal residence to Alabama and expressed keen interest in becoming the state's next Governor. The move surprised many, as Weinstein never showed much interest in...
New charges in the Harvey Weinstein case show that Weinstein's neighbor's poodle, Rex, has filed a harassment suit against the former movie mogul. The poodle is alleging that Weinstein forced his way through a hedge separating the two properties a...
BREAKING NEWS: BILLINGSGATE POST Crack investigative reporter Slim Everdingle writes that three sources with inside knowledge revealed to him that beleaguered prevert Harvey Feinstein intends to enter California's 2018 Senate race against Dianne Wei...
1) Harvey, my boyfriend is a bodyguard for Vladimir Putin. On weekends, he bounces at biker bars. 2) Harvey, my boyfriend only plays chess with serial killers. The loser always gets hacked to pieces with a machete'. 3) Harvey, I have a headache...
Yes, Harvey Weinstein practiced some questionable office procedures during his successful film career at Miramax and The Weinstein company, but no one has described Harvey as an "F…ing moron" as Secretary of State (and top diplomat) Rex Tillerson is...
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