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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Accuses Republicans Of Taxing Stay-At-Home Mom's Imputed Income

Nancy Pelosi Accuses Republicans Of Taxing Stay-At-Home Mom's Imputed Income

BILLINGSGATE POST: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told Joe Scarborough and his nodding accomplice, Mika, that the Republicans will attempt to balance the budget by taxing the imputed income of mothers who stay at home to care for their children.

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Funny story: Oceanic Scientists Have Discovered That Jellyfish Can Predict Hurricanes That Have Not Even Formed Yet

Oceanic Scientists Have Discovered That Jellyfish Can Predict Hurricanes That Have Not Even Formed Yet

MIAMI - The United States Department of Hurricanes has just informed the national news media that they have made a fabulous discovery. A team of oceanic scientists working under the leadership of Dr. Cleopatra Mangosteen [Harvard-1993] have discov...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Attend Harvard Next Fall To Study Political Science Under Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

Justin Bieber To Attend Harvard Next Fall To Study Political Science Under Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - Famed juvenile delinquent and pop star, Justin Bieber, has decided to hang up his diapers in order to become a full time student at Harvard beginning next fall semester. While he laments the loss of income, Mr. Bieber believes the...

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Funny story: Eugenics professor hires Pippa Middleton to give birth to world's second human-Yeti hybrid

Eugenics professor hires Pippa Middleton to give birth to world's second human-Yeti hybrid

Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Sure wish it was the world's first human-Sasquatch cross," Prof Joseph Mengele-Flintstone said today, "unfortunately that hybrid's already gestating inside Pippa's sister Kate according to reports." The famous US Poison...

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Funny story: New York Knicks Sensation Jeremy Lin A Rousing Success For Harvard Robotics

New York Knicks Sensation Jeremy Lin A Rousing Success For Harvard Robotics

CAMBRIDGE, MA--The NBA's newest rising star, Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks, is turning heads around the league with his impressive playmaking abilities and incredibly lifelike exoskeleton. Lin, who was activated on August 23, 1988, is the first A...

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Funny story: Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...

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Funny story: Obama has Sgt. Crowley and Prof. Gates Jr. over for Beer and BBQ? Meeting Already Held in Secret?

Obama has Sgt. Crowley and Prof. Gates Jr. over for Beer and BBQ? Meeting Already Held in Secret?

Washington, D.C. - As Sgt. James M. Crowley of the Cambridge Police Department and Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. were let into the Rose Garden of the White House, they were taken aback at the image of their Commander in Chief and leader of...

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Funny story: Police Academy #16 Plays Harvard

Police Academy #16 Plays Harvard

Police Academy 16 is about to begin filming with the plot based on the recent arrest of Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates. Bankers refused to finance the film with such an outlandish plot until they glanced at the recent headlines. Only in a Po...

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Funny story: Police Officers running Amuck In Cambridge MA

Police Officers running Amuck In Cambridge MA

Cambridge, MA - Hundreds of Cambridge police officers and Middlesex county sheriffs officers went on a rambling rampage in the quite college town of Cambridge today, upset over statements by President Obama. Following Professor Gates arrest that char...

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Funny story: Hitler More Concerned About Global Warming than Allies, says Gore in a Speech at Harvard

Hitler More Concerned About Global Warming than Allies, says Gore in a Speech at Harvard

Cambridge, Massachusetts - In a speech before the staff of the Harvard Lampoon, Mr. Al Gore claimed that Mr. Hitler was more concerned about global warming than Mr. Roosevelt, Mr. Churchill, or Mr. Stalin.

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Funny story: Mysterious last page of Bible found

Mysterious last page of Bible found

Cairo - Among the winding alleyways of Cairo's medieval old town, nestled between the coffee shops and spice stalls, sits the small souvenier shop of Mr Ali Mahmoud.

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