This November is the tenth anniversary of ‘Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows’ and rumours of a re-released directors cut restoring Harry’s shower scene have got Potter bloggers throbbing with excitement. ‘In this film Harry’s an adult,’ said D…
Insisting that his bone spurs weren’t acting up, seemingly in remission, and that he was available to present an award, the Academy of Motion Pictures reluctantly agreed to invite Donald Trump to present the Worst Actor award. Mr. Trump was more t...
"The fictional character from J.K. Rowling's stories?" was Nashville, Tennessee, resident Bonnie Bordeaux's best guess as to who the wildly talented, charming, all-around-wonderful English footballer Harry Maguire is. "I love that series! But isn't s...
Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking, record-breaking £80million Manchester United defender, is now even more popular than Harry Potter, a Google search has revealed. The little-lad magician has been the most popular 'Harry' for decades, b...
Her Majesty's Principal Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Karen Bradley, has been asked by MPs to reconsider approval of the printing of J.K. Rowling's latest novel, 'Harry Potter and the Nipple Pumps'. "OK", explained the Culture S...
And who among the Sheeple-Gullibles thought the boys in charge had closed up their Potter Goldmine, thrown away the keys and gone home? Those business shrewdies at the black heart of Harry Potter for which Rowling is but the front? Bloomsbury, Schola...
Due to popular demand J.K. Rowling has succumbed to unexpectedly writing Harry Potter Book Eight. "I know I said I had stopped at Book Seven and would never write another... and I am sooooo embarrassed, believe me. But my controllers,... er... ba...
Yes, as predicted, the inevitable Harry Potter - The Musical is due to open in Her Majesty's Theatre in London's West End. The opening was scheduled for Christmas Eve but strong intervention from the Tavistock Institute meant it had to be postponed.
Yes folks the Harry Potter Franchise marches on... just like James Bond. Potter Book 8 is now on the way. Editor has yet to be announced. Said author J.K.Rowling.... " I really thought I had done with it but popular demands are so strong I soooo...
Porn mogul 'Big' Dick Littlejohn has today accused Harry Potter fans of arson after the set of his latest movie Harry Do-Her and the Golden Shower burnt down last night in a huge conflagration in South London. "Those potty fans have had in for me...
A new computer program called "SIMILAR2" has been devised by a leading publishing agency in London. Arnold Galbraith, the inventor, and rumoured to be a 33rd Degree Freemason whose father was allegedly a Jesuit priest in charge of Vatican Publicity, told our "Nabbed" reporter: "We developed SIMILAR2 for our own writers. Basically, all writing is a matter of ideas, so we figured to help people...
A book called "From Bags to Bitches" has rocketed to the Number One slot in America. Written by Alma Chancer it had originally sold only two hundred and nine copies; but after a lawyer working for Schillings inadvertently leaked on a Twitter account...
Just when you thought they couldn't make any more new reality television shows about people doing "their jobs", TV Land has done it again. Currently, almost every single occupation you can imagine from prison guards to pawnbrokers, chefs, second h...
Mathematics would not exist in an independent Scotland. The startling revelation was made today in a speech by First Minister Alex Salmond, where he outlined more of his plans for the country in the event of a Yes vote. The shock announcement...
A lawyer representing J.K. Rowling who refuses to be named told "Hollywood Sleuth" last week that he was "ashamed and deeply embarrassed" to have revealed the plot and indeed existence of Harry Potter Book 8. Now the whole world knows that Book 8...
England; Bookie giant Ladbrokes have opened a book, so to speak, on Harry Potter. "Well," explained CEO Jock Crooks, the London shrewdies made a mint out of the Potter thing, a marketing success that is right up there with Coca Cola. Bloomsbury a...
It was the first thing I noticed as the beautiful Pamela his secretary led me in, the view from the many tall windows, the whole of Manhattan. The second thing was the massive desk, must have weighed a ton or more and looked like an altar. Then there were the paintings, Hockney, Smart, Dobell, Jasper Johns; I figured they had something in common but didn't know at the time what it was. Cabinets ev...
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