Mick Jagger says that since drummer Charlie Watts is now dead, The Rolling Stones may be pushing their luck. Ozzy has retired due to, essentially, old age and the problems that come with that. Elton John is hanging on, though he’s left the stage m…
Ever since Disney+ became active with a re-released and slightly edited version of the original Star Wars movie, A New Hope, the word “Maclunkey” has become the topic of intense discussion, debate, and emotional turmoil. Suddenly, in the ever-changi...
HOLLYWEIRD, CALIFORNICATE — Although “Solo Sex: A Star Whores Story” is, by some accounts, “the worst movie ever made,” the news media feel obliged to cover the gooey mess, since Diznee Studios spends a lot of money advertising such fare in newspape...
BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction. She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 b...
PASADENA, CA - Never one to skirt a controversy, STAR WARS' creator George Lucas has offered to - once again - set the record straight so far as he's concerned with matters involving a galaxy far, far away. "For years, there's been this brewi...
In our last exciting installment, intergalactic space pilot and Han Solo wannabe Flash Flyguy, along with his faithful droid Divot single-handedly (and with the help of some very convenient plot points) saved a small band of terrafarmers on Glorthos IV from certain doom from this really evil oppressive guy we can't name because Lucasfilm slapped an injunction on us.
In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.
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