LEMAY, MO--An outraged John Dupree, Athletic Director for Hancock Senior High School, called reporters into his office Thursday to make known his anger with what he feels is the growing ease to which alumni have been elected to the Hancock High Schoo...
A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...
The Baseball Hall of Fame has decided to build a separate section for those admitted to the Cooperstown, New York facilities but have tested positive for drugs or other misdeeds. "This will settle the question once and for all. You may deserve to...
Norwegian mass killer Anders Behring Breivik, who killed 77 people, has been declared sane and has been sentenced to 21 years in prison, the maximum permissible under Norwegian law. However, with good behaviour and no more outbursts about multicul...
Cyberspace/Nottingham - In a moving ceremony at 4.34am this morning on the banks of the Trent, tired and emotional Spoof writer Inchcock was inducted into the official Spoof Roll of Honor after becoming the first spoofer to officially write over 500 fake diaries. The 500th diary was published on Thursday when 'Willie' Hague described a tender moment with his personal assistant Julian. Other cel...
Sad news today as the World's oldest man, Walter Breuning, died in America at the age of 114. He was well known for such sayings as 'We're all born to Die' and 'I'm ninety nine You Know' , and just recently said 'I'm One Hundred & Fourteen.'...
LIVERPOOL, U.K.-A new recording of The Beatles, circa 1961, has been unearthed in the home of semi-retired cabby, Barnabas Q. Plumfrock. The recording, long rumored to be fatuous, was found in the hope chest set at the end of Mr. Plumfrock's bed.
Neil Diamond, perhaps best known for some of his slightly up-tempo ballads and sugar coated lyrics has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, to the muffled and often toothless cheers of his 90 year old female fan base. While nobody di...
Blooperstown, FL - As if being the most famous baseball player in the minor leagues wasn't enough of a bitter-sweet moniker, Chad "Chin Music" Tuttleman was inducted into the Minor League Baseball Hall of Fame yesterday amid lukewarm applause and a f...
Recognized for its similarity to the haircut made famous by Moe Howard, Justin Bieber's hairstyle has been accepted into the Three Stooges Hall of Fame, inside the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum. Curator of the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum, Sharon S...
Still hawking what Rose himself would describe as a conservative and improved overall public image, recent appearances with new girlfriend Kiana Kim, paint the once famous baseball player in a completely different, and less than wholesome light. T...
Major League Baseball Hall of Fame inductees were announced this week for 2010, including noted hitter Andre Dawson, former coach Whitey Herzog and umpire Doug Harvey. Garnering only 23% of the voting, former home run king, Mark McGwire, didn't even...
The Baseball Hall of Fame finally selected Goose to join the Bambino, the Say Hey Kid, and The Duke. His bust will now adorn the same hallowed halls that hold the Yankee Clipper, the Splended Splinter, Mickey, and Hammerin' Hank.
Former Boston College, CFL, and NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has entered three different Hall of Fames in one week. First, the Canadian Football League honored their former six time MVP with admission as their first non Canada native. Then, the coll...
BRISTOL, CONN. -- On ESPN's Dan Patrick Show, Pete Rose finally admitted that not only did he bet on baseball, he bet on games involving his team, a claim which he had adamantly denied ever since the charge was first made. Rose, 66, is baseball...
The NFL announced their Class of 2007 Hall of Fame Inductees. The group will be introduced at the Super Bowl on February 4th.
The Toy Hall of Fame has a new addition: the cardboard box. It joins the ranks of barbie dolls, GI Joes, Legos and Lincoln Logs in the Hall. Colin Whammo, board member, said that 'The box has long been a favorite plaything of children. We cann...
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