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Funny story: It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Comely adult film star Felicity Fellatio admitted today that following rave reviews for her new look, she no longer resorted to electrolysis, plucking, shaving, creams or any form of depilation and claimed that men are loving it. Felicity spoke ex...

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Funny story: Auntie Jean Advises Tara McClosoff From The Isle Of Wight On Showing Off Her Pubic Hairs

Auntie Jean Advises Tara McClosoff From The Isle Of Wight On Showing Off Her Pubic Hairs

Tara: Auntie Jean, On the T.V. programmes; "Hotel Inspector" and "How Clean is Your House", I have often seen the presenters, AIexi Poliizei and Aggie McKensit remove feral pubic hairs from beds, showers and baths etc. with tweezers and put them into plastic bags. The sound on my T.V. does not work, so I have long presumed that presenters such as AIexi Poliizei are collectors of pubic hairs. Co-...

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Funny story: Move Over Bigfoot - BigBoobs A New Species, Say Scientists!

Move Over Bigfoot - BigBoobs A New Species, Say Scientists!

Dr. Armad D'Emery has astounded the world of science with a recorded sighting of the first BigBoob! "BigBoobs are even more rare than the BigFoot", he told reporters. "Of course, the military poo-poos the existence of even BigFoot but the militar...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga In Hairy Legs Mystery

Lady Gaga In Hairy Legs Mystery

Nobody is really sure how it started but rumours abounded in the entertainment world last night that singer/fashion icon Lady Gaga has got really hairy legs. Some commentators maintain that the hairy legs jibes first saw the light of day on a sati...

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Funny story: Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex symbol stars of TV and movies from Hollywood to Bollywood, and Elstree to Ealing staged a mass protest in Tokyo today over what they consider to be the evils of HD TV. It seems that HD TV highlights flaws such as zits, scars, hairiness, and bl...

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Funny story: Paparazzi Shoots Himself...Talks about it

Paparazzi Shoots Himself...Talks about it

Streets of Sunset (Some guy) - "I took 1500 shots of myself last night.." laments paparazzo Hunter S. Flash. "But I just couldn't get myself to drop my pants, bend over and shoot, and send it to Women's Day as Johnny Depp's ass. He's not that hairy."...

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Funny story: George Best Dead - Secret Past Revealed

George Best Dead - Secret Past Revealed

Often called the fifth member of hellraising rockers, Middle Of The Road, footballing legend, George Best, has chirped his last cheep The final whistle blown, heralding an away win for his maker and the hairy cornflake has returned to the dressing ro...

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