As we reach the critical point in the US presidential campaign, and possibly the decline of politics as we know it, it's been claimed that President Donald Trump first hatched the idea of a 'Mexican Wall' after first reading a story about Hadrian's W…
English custom's authorities, police and military are on red alert after a border invasion of ginger-headed (Not Harry he's got other problems), kilt wearing, whisky smelling, bagpipe playing Scots entered the country today in seek of revenge! OK,...
English security services and locals were celebrating today after they learned that Hadrian's Wall had secured a £500k SITA grant. The £537,185 grant has been made to help fund a project, managed by Hadrian's Wall Heritage. Said a Heritage spok...
A stash of letters found at Hadrian's Wall is to be delivered - almost 2,000 years late! Historians found the letters buried under a fortified section of the wall in Northumberland. "The legionnaires' chief concerns seem to have been the cold a...
The celebrations on Hadrians Wall have caused quite a stir as the Scottish Home Army didn't know what the fuck was happening while a bunch of "Loony" Sassenachs started illuminating the wall. They thought it was a "Sassenach Attack" and sounded th...
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