In a hurried statement about gender pay gaps, the CIPHRCLVSARM (Charted Institute for Personnel, HR, Clipboards and Looking Very Sincere at Redundancy Meetings) has thrown its weight behind getting more women on boards thought the country. Marion...
In a shock development today, the Chief Executive of terror state ISIS, Mr Al A Whoakbarre announced that from September this year, ISIS will be adopting formal HR practices for everything it does. It appears that Mr Whoakbarre read in a book, on...
Despite dishonesty in all other aspects of business on Wall Street, HR departments at the big brokerage firms are starting to be honest about hiring requirements. Recent job descriptions posted on-line are pleasantly realistic. JP Horgan Paste is...
The Chartered Institute for Intentional Duplicity has announced its new Can't Be Arsed award, the CBA. The award is the successor to the not-so-successful "Success Through Bullshit" trophy, granted to HR Departments paying a minimum £750 bribe to...
A disaffected former employee of Rolls Royce, forced out of his job by a dysfunctional HR manager who blamed no golfing partner to play or cheese and wine function to attend, has set up a world-wide organisation to fight for the world-wide banning of...
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