Strapped for cash, a political party peopled with a few billionaires is thinking that they might have to privatise Gravity in order to balance the books. The naturally occurring phenomenon is useful for keeping things close to the ground and would…
Donald Trump has declared that if Joe Biden is elected president, “Planes will fall from the sky, pizza will only come with pineapple toppings and dinosaurs will again roam free in our cities and eat your children,” among other dire warnings. “I’v…
Hammocks are a 'cool' way to relax and enjoy a rest, and are known for their comfort and ability to gently rock to sleep anyone in need of a long nap - until they collapse, that is! And, despite what you might think, hammocks collapse with alarmin…
It's been claimed by one music enthusiast that the hair of Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber, is not subject to gravity, and that the tattoos he has all the way up his arms, are absolutely shit. Bieber has an exceedingly strange hairstyle, which one…
Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has announced at a press conference that he's just heard about Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics. He said, "Who is this Newton guy? He's not even American and he's setting laws for the American people? I had my...
Noting that his conversations with his buddies tended to devolve into a great deal of laughing, joking around, and poking fun at their ridiculous lives, Ben Hayes of Brooklyn, New York, felt a personal responsibility to provide the component sorely l...
New York … The Earth is running out of gravity, according to an ongoing study by the US Environmental Protection Agency. The researchers found that a lack of the attractive force was directly responsible for the over 60,000 disappearances last year,...
Washington, DC The Republican Caucus met and discussed the law of gravity at their latest meeting. "When did this law even get passed? I don't know if I know anyone that remembers what it was like before we passed this law and whether we even need...
Russia hasn't been a popular country over the last week or so with the world. Their passing of the anti-gay legislation, their illegal invasion of the Crimea. However somewhere lost amongst the chaos, there has been an issue that no one has even thought about addressing, perhaps because we're so blinded by liberal rage. I'm of course talking about the Russian's poor treatment of Sandra Bullock in...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he has never enjoyed watching the Academy Award Show more than he did this one. The president watched the Tinsel Town show on The White House Big Screen TV Room along with the first lady (Michelle Obama...
MOSCOW - President Putin of Russia said that he was surprised that the movie that he was pulling for to win the Academy Award for best picture did not win. The Russian leader said that he was certain that Gravity starring the sexy Sandra Bullock a...
HOLLYWOOD - Austin-native Sandra Bullock was disappointed that she did not win the Oscar for Best Actress. The Academy Award Show which was hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, an avowed lesbianite, was held at the luxurious Dolby Theater which recently had...
LOS ANGELES - Singing sensation Harry Connick, Jr., has said that there is one actress that he really and truly admires and that woman is Sandra Bullock. Harry recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Sandy has everything that a...
AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was in the backyard of her Austin mansion barbecuing some fajitas for herself and her 4-year-old son Louis. Earlier she'd had a phone conversation with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Chipotle had asked her how sh...
NEW YORK CITY - The word filtering out of Italy is that George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have become quite close on their movie promotion trip to Italy. Clooney and Bullock traveled to Venice to promote their latest movie Gravity. But as local...
The Iconic Blackpool Tower, the symbol of release for the Working Man, is two inches taller today after a Fracking experiment just outside Blackpool. "We think that some of the gravity in Blackpool has leaked out," said Guy Gordon, an anti-frackin...
NASA's global gravity survey satellite launched last month has revealed why Americans and the British are classified as becoming more obese than other nations, while continents like Africa have more skinny people. "They have mapped in fine detail...
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