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Hail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne

Funny story: Hail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne

The opening rounds of the world cup of golf were brought to a close early following a flurry of unseasonable hail. Golf-ball sized chunks of ice rained down on the greens, hindering the players in their game and seriously injuring one of those guy...

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Tiger Woods And Phil Mickelson To Dine Together On Thanksgiving

Funny story: Tiger Woods And Phil Mickelson To Dine Together On Thanksgiving

Tiger Woods and 'Big' Phil Mickelson are to put their golfing differences on hold, and will spend Thanksgiving together next Thursday, during a televised 'intimate dinner for two'. The pair, who, on Friday, 23 November, will tee off in the eagerly...

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Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened

Funny story: Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened

Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson created a sensation yesterday as they attended the weigh-in for their November 23 match that has been dubbed 'The Match'. As the two stood eye-to-eye, stripped bare to the waist, the atmosphere was so thick with tens...

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Grass Is Greener When It's Genetically Modified, Says Monsanto

Funny story: Grass Is Greener When It's Genetically Modified, Says Monsanto

According to global modern agricultural giant Monsanto Company, the grass is greener not on the other side, but when it's genetically modified - or so the company hopes. “It's wrong that people sometimes are forced to golf on browning blades of gr...

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Trump declares May 5th: Sinko-de-Putto Day!

"Can it get any worse?" stated the New York Times in its lead editorial this morning referring to President Donald Trump and his declaration that May 5th is..."Sinko-de-Putto Day" How much more can this president insult the government of Mexico and...

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Rump Dumped All Over My Golf Course Says Former Turdberry Owner

Funny story: Rump Dumped All Over My Golf Course Says Former Turdberry Owner

Ayrshire, Scotland (Hole-In-One/Ass Mess) - The woman who sold Turdberry Golf Course to Donald T Rump has complained to Scotland’s Crap Sports Authority about curling stone-sized deposits festooning the putting green. The move comes after dozens o...

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President Trump Struck By Lightning While Playing Golf

President Trump is in critical condition at Bethesda Medical Hospital after being struck by lightning at 3:14pm at his Mara Lago Golf Course in Palms Springs Florida today. He was on the 9th hole when a light drizzling rain began to fall as the le...

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Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Funny story: Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been photographed in a prolonged handshake with President Trump--followed by falling into a sand trap when the two played golf accompanied by an assortment of aides and press. Mr. Abe is not sure that the rec...

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Characters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet

Funny story: Characters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet

Barry Chuckle, (no,not that one) is shocked to learn that he now has the option of doubling the length of his tweets. The sexist fool gets himself into enough trouble with 140 characters, so just imagine what he could do with 280 instead? Mrs C...

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Death on the Back Nine - Approaching that Final Hole

As my friends grow older - we're all in our 80s now - the sportsmen among us like to compare aging to the back nine of golf. Instead of confronting the obvious but unspoken end of game event, they suggest ways to make the back nine of life productive and worthwhile. Although life may move at a slower pace, a birdie on one of the last nine holes may be more satisfying than one made earlier. But w...

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Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

COLTS NECK, N.J. - Ghost Town County Political Boss and Gawdzillionaire Fat Cat Fringo had an unbelievable and ultra-spectacular score at Trump National on Monday. Yes, believe it or not, Fringo knocked down a hole in one on all 18 holes of the well...

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Yes, His Athletic Feats Show Donald Trump to be a Real Bad-ass!

Funny story: Yes, His Athletic Feats Show Donald Trump to be a Real Bad-ass!

Donald Trump's recent "tweet" about him being some bad-ass WWF dynamo who pins a CNN reporter to the mat shows the delusional wanderings of a truly insane lunatic. Come on, Donald Trump, some wiry kid that weighs 1/3 your weight who is in halfway...

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Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Funny story: Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Erin Hills, Wisconsin. Chip Fairway, reporting live from the 117th U.S. Open Golf Tournament. After having my PGA Media credentials reinstated, I am happy to be reporting from a live event for the first time in quiet some time. Through some con...

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DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

Funny story: DUI Cops: Tiger Woods Asleep at Wheel of Spaceship

Tiger Woods may be out of the Voyager Tournament as details are emerging in the DUI arrest of the golfing legend: Apparently Woods was passed out and stalled in the fast lane of Intergalactic Highway Q451 West. Intergalactic Highway Police respond...

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For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

Funny story: For pro golfer Bob Twat, being cute and inspirational may have to be enough

DULUTH, GA ---- Bob Twat bogeyed two of the last three holes during his play at Friday's PGA Tour Champions' Mitsubishi Electric Classic. "It's disappointing that I actually hit two nice shots on 7 and 9," he said. "Otherwise, I'd be even further...

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Old Aussie golfers never die they just watch snakes devouring wallabies!

Funny story: Old Aussie golfers never die they just watch snakes devouring wallabies!

Ageing Aussie golfers heading towards the eighteenth were caught by surprise as a huge Scrub Python leaped (can they leap?) out of a bush, grabbed a wallaby by the neck and devoured the thing in front of their eyes! Not wishing to interrupt the na...

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Ryder Cup golfer scores hole in one or two news stories

Funny story: Ryder Cup golfer scores hole in one or two news stories

The brother of Masters champion and Ryder Cup star, Danny Willett, has inadvertently let the establishment off the hook, in an article he initially wrote about the Home Office Select committee. Peter Willett, a schoolteacher from Sheffield and n...

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New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

Funny story: New Study Finds Yelling At Golf Ball Has No Effect

West Palm Beach, FL - A recent study conducted at golf tournaments on the PGA Tour and LPGA events has uncovered the disheartening fact that yelling at your golf ball during flight has absolutely no effect on how it behaves. "I just can't believe...

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