SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The NBA world champion Golden State Warriors are happy to report that their super star MVP player has decided to pass up the fabulous offer that was offered to him by the owner of The Boston Celtics. Curry told Sher…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The World Champion Golden State Warriors organization and their millions of fans are simply ecstatic at the news that has just been put out by the team's majority owner Joseph Stevens Lacob. Lacob said that after…
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Boston Celtics who got beat by the Golden State Warriors have decided to make the NBA Finals MVP (Stephen Curry) an extremely lucrative offer to leave GS and play for the Celtics. Team owner Wycliffe "Mo…
OAKLAND, California – The owner of the Golden State Warriors, Peter Guber, has just informed the sports media that he has finally decided on a new team nickname to replace his team’s anti-Native-America name. Guber stated that after receiving peti…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest Quinnipinni Poll states that 9 out of 10 U.S. citizens, agree that Senator Ted “Prick-Face” Cruz needs to take his anarchist-supporting ass back to Guatemala. Most die-hard Republicans hate Cruz even more…
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – The entire Golden State Warriors organization is devastated, as team doctors have just announced that superstar Klay Thompson will be out for the entire season. Team physician Dr. Murray Bellacappela told the sports med…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of the West Coast is that Golden State fans are starting to abandon their Warriors team like deer running from an erupting volcano. The Warriors own the worst record in the entire 30-team NBA.
OAKLAND, California – Many political and sports enthusiasts will agree that the city of Oakland probably has more protesters than any other city in the entire nation. In fact, the city council recently adopted a new city slogan: Come to Oakland, W…
OAKLAND – One NBA team that is not shedding tears over the season being cut short are the Golden State Warriors. Coach Steve Kerr’s team had the worst record of the entire 30 NBA teams. In fact, Warriors fans were already wearing medical masks, fa...
MIAMI – The NBA owners met at LeBron James’ Miami mansion, Casa Dribble, and they voted to suspend the remainder of the NBA season due to the Coronavirus which is getting out of hand. The vote to stop playing was 29-1. The owners are still trying...
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