ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle recently talked to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady at a KFC in downtown Orlando. Miss Fiddle said that both Tom Terrific and Gisele the Gorgeous looked 'fit as fiddles,' no pun inte…
TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that part of the deal for Tom "Terrific" Brady to return to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers included giving him 25% ownership in the team. Zorro La Bamba, with SBG, spoke with Tom and Gisele (B…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba, has just informed the sports world that Texans owner Bob McNair, has just made Brady an offer that many say will be pretty damn hard to refuse. The owner, president, and…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The news agency iRumors has announced that sexy model Gisele Bundchen, has just filmed a soap commercial for Irish Spring in which she was totally nude. Tom Brady’s wife stated that she has always loved bathing and show…
TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic. Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell…
TAMPA BAY – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the entire sports-loving Tom Brady family is totally thrilled about moving to Florida. Gisele Bundchen-Brady said that after being in Florida for just a week and a half she has already gotten...
FOXBORO, Massachusetts – Tom Brady has stunned the football world as he has finally admitted that he has informed the New England Patriots organization that he is demanding to be traded. The Sporting Balls Review reported that Brady’s chauffeur ov...
Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...
DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...
HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31. And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las V...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Carolina Panthers proved to be not so gracious hosts to the thrill and excitement of the home town fans as they beat The New England Patriots 24-20. A visibly shook up Patriots quarterback Tom Brady could be seen hu...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets showed the New England Patriots that they are not as invincible as Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady think they are. The Jets beat the Boston boys 30-27 on an overtime field goal which now drops the P...
NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen was in New York City shooting a cosmetics commercial. She was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily for a comment on her husband, Tom Brady's Patriots team. Bundchen grinned as she took her Cone...
CINCINNATI - After the game ended Bengals fans sitting up in the 4th and 5th rows said that they could see Tom Brady's pout. The Patriots had just seen their 4-0 record go to 4-1 at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals. The final score was 13-6...
BOSTON - Gisele Bundchen, the wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, told sports reporters covering the Pats that she cannot remember the last time she was this happy. She said that watching her husband's team start the season with four straight...
Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump loves to get involved in other people's business. President Obama has stated on several occasions that the Trumpster does it because he just has way too much free time on his hands. Trump remarked that the president is...
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