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White girl to join Weird Black Girl reality series

Funny story: White girl to join Weird Black Girl reality series

In a controversial move, Amber Green, a white Caucasian woman, just registered to be on Weird Black Girl, a reality series showcasing unique African-American women. James Rosenstein, the producer of the series, says, "Our show values diversity, i...

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Local schools discover an epidemic of benign spots

Funny story: Local schools discover an epidemic of benign spots

It all started in a local elementary school. The teachers noticed that several students were covered with spots. Debbie Westmoreland of Springfield Elementary said, "All I know was that at least four of my girls were covered with spots." The stud...

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Girl born with purple skin

Funny story: Girl born with purple skin

[PP] -- Doctors at Regional Hospital are baffled at the birth of an infant with purple skin and green hair. Neither of her parents have such features. According to pediatrician, Dr. Tanya Morgan, the baby seems to be completely healthy, despite he...

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The President in the locker room

Funny story: The President in the locker room

Spoof Investigations has just been handed a video related to a certain candidate for president in the 2016 election. It shows him in his own locker room at Trump Tower being interviewed by a radio show host with first name Billy. This new inter...

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6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business

Funny story: 6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business

BRUNSWICK, GA - When 6-year-old Jamie Applesmith opened her business "Puppy Chocolate Factory," the reaction was astonishing. More than a dozen of her closest family members and neighbors came knocking at her door to support her business, many of who...

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The Meaningless One Night Stand

Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...

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Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

Funny story: Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

It was meant to be so simple. So easy. So hassle free. But sex often complicates the simplest of human encounters. Robert Duffy had been going through a bit of a dry spell when he met Melissa Torne in a nightclub Friday night. After 9 months with...

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Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Funny story: Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Nightclubs can be dreadful places for young women. The pathetic pick up lines, the dirty grinding, the ogling eyes of libidinous men. Tracey Crawford is one example of the many female victims that suffer from the crowd of horny young guys every Satur...

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1D Avoid Million Pound Claim From Fan's Mother!

Funny story: 1D Avoid Million Pound Claim From Fan's Mother!

The boy-band One Direction have avoided a multimillion pound claim put against them because of the effectiveness of their wet-floor 'sign guys.' Thousands of One Direction fans packed into the 02 Arena last night, during which a 14-year-old girl w...

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NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

Funny story: NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

New York City - The National Football League (NFL) has decided that they aren't going to let girls play during the 2014-2015 season. The NFL has made that same decision since the roots of its formation in 1920. The consensus of the owners of all 3...

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Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Funny story: Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their...

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The All-Girl Denver Rock Band, Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints Arrested at The Colorado-Utah Border With 400 Pounds of Pot

Funny story: The All-Girl Denver Rock Band, Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints Arrested at The Colorado-Utah Border With 400 Pounds of Pot

FRUITA, Colorado - Colorado State Police report that they have arrested the all-girl rock band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints in the town of Fruita, close to the Colorado-Utah border. CSP officers stated that they stopped the band's van...

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Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Funny story: Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Malia and Sasha were playing in the White House recently, or at least before this last vacation, when one girl slid into a cabinet causing a secret door to open. In it were maps of several countries and the President's schedule for 2014-1015. They...

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President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

Funny story: President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all." The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citize...

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Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

Funny story: Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...

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Lady Gaga wiped out by Girls' Generation

Funny story: Lady Gaga wiped out by Girls' Generation

The Monster Queen was left out in the cold along with the crickets when the South Korean girls group "Girls' Generation" beat her to win the top award for video of the year at the inaugural YouTube Music Awards. Fans in America got tired of Lady G...

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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...

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Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

It took four years and millions of dollars to learn what girls want. Now that they've figured it out, "it's a snap," Neil Jacobsen, the company's CEO says. Before the research was completed, top toy makers offered girls the same toys they sold boy...

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