A scientist presented Back and to the Left news with a startling ultimatum today. He said: "Exotic pets should be banned because they are contributing to the rise in exotic diseases in our country." He was wearing glasses so we knew instantly he was serious. He took them off and cleaned them with his faded "Skid Row" shirt. We sat in silence for a good twenty minute before we remembered this...
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