The world population of polar bears has greatly declined over the past 10 years, scientists say, and it’s not due to poachers, fur coat salesmen, nor Lady Gaga. They all die from drowning! With much of the ice of the Arctic gone, the bears are qui…
Due to some verbal confusion, 18-year-old Marshall Finkelstein of Hackensack, New Jersey, who had always dreamed of becoming an accountant so that, like his dad, he could help people with their taxes, wound up applying - and being accepted - to taxid...
NORFOLK, Virginia - The People for the Experienced Touching of Animals has gotten their dander up (no pun intended). Mimosa Ledbetter, executive director with PETA has stated that her organization did not appreciate seeing NFL Hall of Fame quarter...
New York - The former singer turned fashion designer was said to be in a state of shock this morning at news that stunning winter coats made of monochrome 'fun fur' have tested positive for contaminated badger pelts from a British cull aimed at halti...
Lady Gaga sighted in the cross hairs, then pulled the trigger on animal rights saying in essence, "I respect your rights to not wear, fur, boa, python, leather, lamb, wool, crocodile, alligator and not to mention the occasional shank steak", so pleas...
London fashion week has been stunned by the range of summer gear from the fashionistas of Europe when the catwalk models paraded down the catwalk in thick fur-lined parkas. "It's a great look," said Gok Wan, who was at the Fashion show showing off...
Ahh the age old debates: Fur vs. Nudity. Wrinkly wizened wisdom vs. supple flexibility. Today marked a clash of the worldviews as well as a clash of the generations as young and old took to the streets to protest ... each other! An animal right...
Starting out as modest but private trapping grounds and regional furrier business in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, the Hare Club for Men will announce their initial public offering this morning at the Wall Street opening bell. Now famous for creating rea...
It was intended to be the beginning of a new fashion trend. One that would both redeem the monarchy while extolling their frugality. But as such things are wont to do the entire Royal Recycling program has exploded in a fur-iously frantic free-for-...
After hubby, Brad Pitt, allegedly moved out of their place last week, Angelina Jolie was spotted once again on the set of her latest flick, Salt, in New York City this week wearing a fur-trimmed cape along with what looked to be a beautiful matching...
Since losing her Republican financed wardrobe, sarah Palin as been named the most frequently naked governor. With the Alaskan winter in full bore the Governor has been scouting out some free or affordable clothing sources. That what brings us today t...
Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...
The Humane Society of the United States filed a lawsuit against the six top fur coat manufacturers and their designers this week. The HSUS alleges that fur coat makers and their designers have falsely advertised the materials that have made their fur...
Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.
Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...
Publisher Doubleday has decided to re-release a book that has been out of print for over sixty years. How to Skin a Cat by Maybelle Huckleberry will be in print for the first time since the days of World War Two.
Macy's Department stores across the world have pulled Sean John jackets from the shelves after P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) reported that they were actually made from dogs. The manufactured had advertized that the hoode...
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