Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, and his cabinet have officially declared that Russia is engaged in genocide against Ukraine. When asked about the Chinese genocide of the Uyghur people, Trudeau said, “Duuuuuuuuuh ... nope, it’s OK.” Shortly aft…
A man who, late in life, reminisced himself into seeking out the company of some of his acquaintances from his childhood, and joined the online social networking phenomenon, Friends Reunited, has said he is extremely disappointed with the response he…
Rumours of a Friends reunion special being filmed when Covid restrictions are lifted, have caused a frenzy of activity. People are ditching face masks, swapping saliva-dripping drinking glasses, and having face-licking orgies. “Is that all we have…
A man who decided to pay an impromptu visit to a work friend he hadn't seen for years, was disappointed to be told that the 'friend' didn't live there, according to the bloke that did. After doing the rounds of charity shops in the East Yorkshire...
I A little background is required before I embark on my first lobster tale. I came from a middle-class family and my paternal grandparents were at the upper limit of the socioeconomic boundary, but as immigrants, lived quite modestly. My grandmother...
Noting that his conversations with his buddies tended to devolve into a great deal of laughing, joking around, and poking fun at their ridiculous lives, Ben Hayes of Brooklyn, New York, felt a personal responsibility to provide the component sorely l...
DAVID Schwimmer has responded to claims a flasher in Blackpool looked like him, with a hilarious tweet after Blackpool police posted a CCTV still of the suspect on social media. The American actor, famous for his part as Ross in the 90s TV series...
In an uncomfortable and often highly contentious session with Congress this past week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally admitted that he has no real friends, other than his “friends” on the social media site that he founded. “Honestly, it's wh...
I never forget a friend. Never. That's what's missing these days - loyalty, that old fashioned virtue. And so I'm going to stand up against the liberal media that is controlled by Crooked Hillary and say that my friend Vlad - my good friend Vlad - had nothing to do with shooting down that Dutch airliner in 2014. All that evidence that supposedly links Russia to that tragedy, it was all co...
Jaggedone's special news "Flash" for the ladies! BBC HQ London! 04.02.2016 Matt Le Blanc will be taking over macho males fav TV programme, Top Gear! Matt has promised to wow his female followers by sitting naked in an open top E Type Jaguar!! The programme will be renamed "Women's Own Top Gear" and gaga females all over the planet have offered to stroke his gear stick as much as he desires!...
Superstar Godzilla recently sat down with Starpower's Lisa Lenard and when she asked him about gay marriage a pretty chill Godzilla says he totally supports it. "Look, I'm the last guy that should be denying anyone anything. I mean, when I come...
This was to be a busy weekend for a local couple, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd were supposed to celebrate 28 years of marriage but it just might not happen as they are still fighting over having a small get-together with friends at a local bar. Car...
Neil Baker, a close friend of Justin Bieber says that the press gives people the wrong view of his friend, Justin Bieber. "They think Justin is up to tricks to make people look silly but he just loves humor. Some day I'll make a list of the tricks...
Old friend tells press after Bieber pulls one of his pranks. "He's my friend no more, no way in uh the bad place. He used to not be this way. Now I'm telling the ladies his likes and dislikes. I'm after money too." Here's some Bieber himself has...
Two old friends seem to be drawn back together. "We have a very special relationship with each other. We each go our own way with our careers but try to get together as often as possible", stated Stewart. All the news during the Twilight series...
Fraping, or the act of logging onto somebody else's Facebook account and posting something inordinately witty as their status, has finally reached the mobile age. "In the past, people would be around at a friends house, and they would see the lapt...
The world's friendliest people, the Irish, are no longer the world's friendliest people after a survey revealed that the Scottish are more friendly. "We have been sending the Scottish people on a friendliness course," said Hamish Bacon, Scottish F...
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