Following a monumentally bad week, even by modern conservative standards, British Prime Minister Liz Truss has spent the past few days hiding in a fridge. The purveyor of Beijing Pork Markets, who has changed her political affiliations more than D…
Domestic appliance violence is a serious problem which is often not discussed, claims a new campaign attempting to reduce it. Discontinue Violence on Domestic Appliances (DVDA) has been launched in the UK in an attempt to raise awareness of the issue...
I have one of those new, talking refrigerators. "Ray," it recently told me, "you are running low on apples and you have some old chicken fried rice that's starting to mold." "Thanks," I replied. "I will get some apples and throw out the fried rice." "Great." "Nice talking to you." "Same here. Oh, by the way, your wife hates your coffee." "How do you know?...
Shopping list: flourescent paint spray X2, Stanley or box cutter knife, blowtorch. Essentially its a matter of removing the silencing rubber feet from the compressor tank and taking off one of the four refrigerator feet to mske a resounding rattle with plenty of street cred. Spray the fridge freezer with any pattern of flourescent paint and carry out the other mods. Remove all seals from the f...
Mrs Ethel Marshwarbler is 92 years old and lives in Cromer, Norfolk. She is the proud owner of a fridge, which has been certified as the UK's oldest, continuously working domestic appliance. The fridge, a Frigidaire D30 model, was made by General...
Explorers searching for an ancient Berbers burial site, in the heart of the Sahara desert, have told of their shock at finding an abandoned, used fridge. The Electrolux appliance was seemingly discarded about 5 years ago, according to the last PAT...
WASHINGTON - As part of the US Military's ongoing campaign against low rations, a squad of highly-trained soldiers launched a tactical strike on Washington native David Turtle's fridge at 0600 hours Monday morning. The plans were drawn up two months...
Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor claims that we are in a period of Global freezing because to many people have fridges. It is a fact that every year the amount of fridges sold is increasing at an alarming rate even in hot countr...
Portsmouth - A local man took delivery yesterday for what he thought was a new double-wide refrigerator but was two port-a-loos delivered to his house by mistake. Gino Paletta was home preoccupied with his drinking and Internet addiction when the...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock once again found himself at the mercy of one of his wife's whims when he agreed to stay at home to accept delivery of an American style fridge/freezer. At 14:00 GMT a wagon pulled up outside the house, which presumabl...
Barnstaple - Sixty-seven year old Marjorie Givens died last week when her refrigerator toppled over on her while she was getting some milk for her tea. Forensic investigation by the local constabulary under the direction of Mike Millington has re...
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