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Funny story: French jungle destroyed by a legion of baguette bashers!

French jungle destroyed by a legion of baguette bashers!

French Foreign Legion troops brandishing hi-tech baguettes marched into the Jungle last week and bashed it so badly, it ended up in crumbs! Inhabitants of the jungle were seen fleeing the safety of urine saturated trees, bushes and other watering hol...

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Funny story: French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio. It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...

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Funny story: French Foreign Legion to sue NSA

French Foreign Legion to sue NSA

Washington AC/DC - The military service wing of the French Army [sic] is up in arms about being infiltrated by the NSA in the latest twist of the Gallic surrender monkey saga. The spat is part of the notorious - and ongoing - 2003 standoff when th...

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Funny story: New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

France - The likeness to Uncle Joe Stalin is said to be formidable even without the addition of a 'dead slug' handlebar mustache, Brigadier General Henri Le Collaborateur commented today. Unveiling the portrait by noted Left Bank piss artiste Arma...

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Funny story: Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

London - (Legionnaires Disease News): The Legion's legendary reputation for attracting criminals on the run and would-be mercenaries may have attracted Blair to donate the proceeds of his sordid fiction, military hysterians commented today. The ne...

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