The nation may have been gripped by Dutch iceman Wim Hof plunging himself into sub-zero water in just a pair of shorts for new programme Freeze the Fear, but viewers in Newcastle were unimpressed. "You want to gan on a neet oot on the toon, man Wi…
TANZANIA, Africa – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just released a report that the world-famous Zimbabwean mountain climbing team has just become the first to reach the 19,341-foot summit while totally naked – aka 100% nude. TBN’s B…
Frozen food retailer Iceland took the lucrative cryonics industry by surprise today with the launch of a low cost service for those wishing to freeze their body, or parts of it, for the future. Marketed under the brand name 'Super-Chill', the serv...
As Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois continue to struggle with the polar vortex cold snap, people are trying to come up with imaginative and often unorthodox ways to stay warm in sub-zero temperatures. A member of the Chicago fire brigade has co...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather is issuing extreme cold warnings from the Dakota's, to The Great Lakes region, and over to the New Jersey area. USDW meteorologists predict that the Yukon Polar Vortex or YPV, will cause a...
ASPEN, Co. - An arctic cold front moved into most of the U.S. this weekend, cutting off global warming activists from their private jets and threatened to derail their summit for preaching sensible energy use in the cocaine tinged mountain colony of...
English fans eat your heart out. A slice of justice today as the Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin, was served a slice of revenge as he left Moscow to Zurich to celebrate the country's victory. The irony? He had to fly Easyjet. Due t...
A freeze has been put on sensational Wikileaks revelations as the Government introduced a -20 degree temperature. Burst pipes may result but David Cameron announced that 'the damage to Britain would have been far worse if we hadn't taken this action...
Alexander Meerkat famous for his television advertisements on comparing car insurance has now turned his skills to comparing worldwide temperatures and has predicted Global Freezing. When we spoke to Alexander he said "Global Warming and Global Fr...
News is reaching us from Gotham City that Mr Freeze pissed off with Batman who has caught him every time in the past is continuing his campaign to f-f-f-freeze the world. Batman And Robin both agree that they are at fault in not catching Mr Freez...
The UK and Europe has been crippled by a peculiar form of "Global Warming" called "snow blizzards and Artic temperatures!" Since the middle of December 2009 half of the world has been coated by a layer of ice and snow even reaching Spain, Italy,th...
Thousands of people all around the country are reporting they have frozen bank accounts but this time for once the banks are not to blame.. Customers are turning up at banks with deposit accounts where the pages have been frozen together because o...
DUTCH HARBOR, AK - In a bid to dramatically increase its viewing audience, Discovery's Channel will reportedly cut narrator Mike Roe from its highly-rated series Deadliest Crabs, bagging ice queen Ann Coulter to fill his role in the frigid Bering Sea...
TV and singing personality Miley Cyrus is to be cryogenically frozen upon her death and preserved until medical science discovers a cure for the common 'death', it's been revealed. The teen is following in the tradition of Walt Disney, except unli...
Left Wing yanks of the 60's chanted :" Burn, Baby, Burn" in their radiacal effort to give power to the people. The 21st century has British leftist torn between a governmental union windfall and a rebate that could help with rising home heating costs...
TheSpoof.com - TheSpoof.com writer Jesus Budda has come back from his visit with stories that hell has frozen over. A tearful JB told TheSpoof.com that he was turned back at the gates of hell and told that he would not be allowed to enter.
Severe thunderstorms, tornadoes, blizzards and whiteouts encouraged by a drop in temperatures that, in some areas, plummeted by 50 degrees, has put much of the United States in a deep freeze.
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